Brahms Would Be A Greasy Ipad ADULT!!

I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”

(Y/N), throwing their head into Ghost's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Ghost, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

soldier boy *is back* homelander: so noir, you’re sticking with me right? we’re together in this, pal. *walks away* black noir:

Try to say "Gobble/gobbling down bananas/ a banana" without laughing or smiling at all

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

Vox: Guess what I'm about to get?

Alastor: On my nerves?

I can't believe they r canon (i can)

(Y/n): *slams books down in front of Gaz*

(Y/n): Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Gaz: You could of said literally anything else.

(Y/n), with a serious face: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Gaz: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

*Meanwhile, Somewhere*

Price, standing up suddenly:

Ghost:

Soap:

Laswell: Are you alright..?

Price: Something has happened…

This is genuinely hilarious to me