Chrissy: Eddie, Please, Could You Put The Kids To Bed? Eddie: Sure Thing Honey!

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

Slashers’ furby obsessed s/o

I love furbies <<333333

Women DNI

Billy Loomis

What the hell is even that

lowkey scared of the furbies in your room

wont show it tho

*turns them around when yall go to sleep*

Furby: Feed me!

Billy: *throws it to the ground*

You eventually decide to mess with him (as payback for all the times hes messed with you)

You place them in different places when he isnt looking to scare him

He does infact get scared

Stu Macher

Loves them

They are now yalls children

Will buy you more probably

Let him name one please :(

Long furby? Hell yea

Bonding time by making long furbies together

Great now he has a few in his room

It feels like he likes them more than you sometimes

Brahms Heelshire

Uhhh???

He doesnt like them

Now he has to share you with weird looking bird things

Reassure him that they wont take his place

Takes them sometimes

Grows a bond with them

“Brahms its time for dinner!”

*Brahms sitting at the table with 2 furbies next to him*

Dont let them get all the attention though!

He’ll throw a tantrum

Jason Vorhees

He likes them ^^

was scared of them at first

Y/N what are these weird birds you keep bringing home?? They talk!?

Pamela likes them

Reminds jason of when he was a kid

He babies them

Basically his children

Family <33

Michael Myers

No

Get them out

Throws them away

Howd they get back in??

Why is there more??

Glares at them

Glares at you when you bring another

Gets used to it eventually

Gets really annoyed by their voice tho

“Im scared of the d-“ *Crushes it*

what life would be like after meeting the Hewitts'

You first Met Luda Mae in the gas station when you were driving with your friend and her boyfriend, so basically third wheeling

Luda Mae liked you as soon as you greeted her with a sincere smile and made small talk with her while your friends looked around the store.

Thomas was putting things away in the back when you bumped into him.

He expected you to run away screaming but you excused yourself and smiled at him, asking if he needed help.

he didn't answer so you opted to help anyways, Thomas can't help but steal glances at you.

You notice he doesn't or can't speak but you do most of the talking yourself.

Thomas is upset when you leave with you friends and Luda Mae takes notice of it.

You meet again after Hoyt brings you three back to the house, a gash across your head while your friends are taken to the shed.

Luda Mae cleans you up while you sit their blankly, your head still pounding.

Your surprised to see Thomas again, and you can see it in his eyes how happy he is.

Your the lone survivor of your group

It takes time for you to fully trust Thomas but you notice how, despite his size and strength, he treats you as if your made of glass.

When you finally start to grow accustom to your new home and life you grow closer to Thomas.

Luda Mae is strongly trying to push you into a relationship with her son, something you both blush and get embarrassed about.

You don't admit your feelings until a victim almost hurts you then your admitting you love each other

Thomas is protective of you to the max after the incident and when your both asleep he is pressed against you holding your form with his body form facing the door. ~nsfw part under cut~

Let all be honest, Thomas is huge.

what he lacks in length, he makes up in girth

Thomas may be gentle at first but once you've got him riled up enough he won't give a damn about anything.

Thomas is amazing at aftercare, he gently massage any marks he's made on your skin and kiss your neck while you smile

This man has a breeding kink and if you beg for him to cum in you, he will 100% put you in a mating press and pump you full

Thomas will fuck you about anywhere in the house, and if your both lucky and the house is empty then you in for a ride of your life

trust me when I say you will not walk for a couple of days

seeing you wobble and littered with marks and such, Thomas will feel sorry but part of him gets riled up once more to see you such a mess by his hands.

Vincent, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bo, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Y/n, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Lester, trembling: What are we playing

has this been done yet

Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽

Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.

Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.

Diego: Lila no-

This is genuinely hilarious to me