"noooo You Can't Ship Shadouge They Are Found Family/siblings/mlm Wlw Solidarity/etc"

REAL

(Y/n): *slams books down in front of Gaz*

(Y/n): Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Gaz: You could of said literally anything else.

(Y/n), with a serious face: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Gaz: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

*Meanwhile, Somewhere*

Price, standing up suddenly:

Ghost:

Soap:

Laswell: Are you alright..?

Price: Something has happened…

color guard is just *jambs thumb* *jambs thumb* *forgets counts* *over rotates* *jambs thumb* *questions why you even do guard* *drops the easy stuff*

Credit:- @grimyfrightz on Instagram

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Title: Kinktober Day 20 (Distention & Cockbulge / Scissoring / Role Reversal)

Word Count: 519

Pairing: Billy Loomis / Stu Macher

It was pure luck that Stu found himself within this position. It was challenging to trudge forth in a situation that required him not to slow down for even a second while keeping himself from tripping up and losing his balance. A single miscalculation could result in the tables being turned, and Stu knew that in a moment like this, the possibility of a knife being lodged within his abdomen and spearing his innards was a very real one. He frankly wasn’t in the mood to tempt that, so he focused everything on the task at hand.

One hand rests on Billy’s hip, the other pushing the shorter man’s face cruelly into the plaster of the creme-coloured wall. Even behind the sharp undignified cries that filled the air, Stu knew there was contempt that bubbled below Billy’s skin, waiting for the moment he could lash out. Behind the pleasure laced noises, there was a danger that was waiting to catch up with Stu. And Stu was determined to meet his end and drag Billy willingly or not over with him. Perhaps a mind-blowing orgasm would lessen the tantrum that Billy inevitably would have. Stu can’t help but laugh at the thought, spittle flying out and landing along the other man’s heated and flushed skin.

“I fuckin’ swear Billy,” Stu groans low in his throat, hips stuttering as he drives into Billy again and again. The smaller man writhes, knees beginning to shake like a newborn fawn. It was almost pathetic how Billy could crumble like this just from having a cock split him apart. “Think you were made to take my cock like a bitch in heat.”

A growl rumbles from within Billy’s chest, and Stu knows he’s playing with fire, just asking to be burnt. But the way that Billy’s ass tightens around Stu speaks to a different narrative, one that Billy would never speak into words willingly. It was something that would likely always remain an unspoken bodily reaction. Unspoken words meant for Stu and Stu alone as he’s confident that he was the only one who could even think about getting away with this.

Anyone else certainly would be brutally executed for even entertaining the idea. The thought has Stu groaning, slamming his hips harshly against Billy. He watches the man’s ass bounce at the force as his cock disappears into the man over and over again, and something ugly and possessive curls within him. He reaches around and grasps Billy’s leaking cock, thumb delicately rubbing over the leaking head and smearing pre along the velvety flesh.

“Fu-fuck you.” Billy groans, voice wavering. It’s the closest thing to control that he can get, though the cracking and wavering of his voice certainly don’t afford him any control. Instead, it just reasserts Stu’s power in such an intoxicating way. The way Billy’s cock throbs, how he involuntarily fucks back against Stu while thrusting forward into his fist, was maddening. It was pure bliss, and Stu knows damn well the catastrophic fallout that would follow would be worth it having seared this side of Billy into his mind.

[MASTER LIST]

~Clouds~

❥Fluff

❥Muichiro Tokito X Gn reader

❥not word counted

you sat in the grass on a small hill with a close friend of yours, the mist hashira. enjoying the warm spring air and the cool breeze, while staring up at the clouds in the deep blue sky, listening to Muichiro as he pointed up at the sky multiple times just listing the different types of shapes and animals he sees. taking the time to admire your best friend's features for a moment as he zoned out before he spoke again, "that one...", "hm?-which one?", "that one...", he pointed upward at the cloud making you look up, "oh that one, what about it?", he looked to the side trying to think of what the shape was. "uhh..umm that one long orange thing... with the green stuff on top, a vegetable...I think", it took you a moment to register his description of the object, but it came to your mind after a minute. "uh.. a carrot?", He nodded, "yeah that thing, that cloud looked like one", you looked at it a bit longer as it was now spread out from the wind, "well it did, Tokito, how do you forget what a carrot is?", He looked over at you with his eyebrows raised "I guess it just slipped my mind, most things do...I forgot the name of that one too..", He pointed at the cloud and you looked up again. sighing, and shaking your head as you realized that peaceful cloud watching has now turned into a guessing game with Muichiro.

Vincent: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lester: How?

Vincent: I need someone to take the fall.

Lester: What did you do?

Vincent: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Bo, from the other room: Oh my god.

Vincent: ...

Bo: OH MY GOD!

Lester: Make it a hundred.

Vincent: Deal.

Color guard is an inherently gay activity. I don’t know what it is but something about it attracts the queers

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-