Stu: That’s Right Sidney I’m Gay, And So Is Billy.

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

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3 years ago

what life would be like after meeting the Hewitts'

What Life Would Be Like After Meeting The Hewitts'

You first Met Luda Mae in the gas station when you were driving with your friend and her boyfriend, so basically third wheeling

Luda Mae liked you as soon as you greeted her with a sincere smile and made small talk with her while your friends looked around the store.

Thomas was putting things away in the back when you bumped into him.

He expected you to run away screaming but you excused yourself and smiled at him, asking if he needed help.

he didn't answer so you opted to help anyways, Thomas can't help but steal glances at you.

You notice he doesn't or can't speak but you do most of the talking yourself.

Thomas is upset when you leave with you friends and Luda Mae takes notice of it.

You meet again after Hoyt brings you three back to the house, a gash across your head while your friends are taken to the shed.

Luda Mae cleans you up while you sit their blankly, your head still pounding.

Your surprised to see Thomas again, and you can see it in his eyes how happy he is.

Your the lone survivor of your group

It takes time for you to fully trust Thomas but you notice how, despite his size and strength, he treats you as if your made of glass.

When you finally start to grow accustom to your new home and life you grow closer to Thomas.

Luda Mae is strongly trying to push you into a relationship with her son, something you both blush and get embarrassed about.

You don't admit your feelings until a victim almost hurts you then your admitting you love each other

Thomas is protective of you to the max after the incident and when your both asleep he is pressed against you holding your form with his body form facing the door. ~nsfw part under cut~

Let all be honest, Thomas is huge.

what he lacks in length, he makes up in girth

Thomas may be gentle at first but once you've got him riled up enough he won't give a damn about anything.

Thomas is amazing at aftercare, he gently massage any marks he's made on your skin and kiss your neck while you smile

This man has a breeding kink and if you beg for him to cum in you, he will 100% put you in a mating press and pump you full

Thomas will fuck you about anywhere in the house, and if your both lucky and the house is empty then you in for a ride of your life

trust me when I say you will not walk for a couple of days

seeing you wobble and littered with marks and such, Thomas will feel sorry but part of him gets riled up once more to see you such a mess by his hands.

2 years ago

(Y/n): *slams books down in front of Gaz*

(Y/n): Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Gaz: You could of said literally anything else.

(Y/n), with a serious face: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Gaz: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

*Meanwhile, Somewhere*

Price, standing up suddenly:

Ghost:

Soap:

Laswell: Are you alright..?

Price: Something has happened…

3 years ago

~Clouds~

❥Fluff

❥Muichiro Tokito X Gn reader

❥not word counted

~Clouds~

you sat in the grass on a small hill with a close friend of yours, the mist hashira. enjoying the warm spring air and the cool breeze, while staring up at the clouds in the deep blue sky, listening to Muichiro as he pointed up at the sky multiple times just listing the different types of shapes and animals he sees. taking the time to admire your best friend's features for a moment as he zoned out before he spoke again, "that one...", "hm?-which one?", "that one...", he pointed upward at the cloud making you look up, "oh that one, what about it?", he looked to the side trying to think of what the shape was. "uhh..umm that one long orange thing... with the green stuff on top, a vegetable...I think", it took you a moment to register his description of the object, but it came to your mind after a minute. "uh.. a carrot?", He nodded, "yeah that thing, that cloud looked like one", you looked at it a bit longer as it was now spread out from the wind, "well it did, Tokito, how do you forget what a carrot is?", He looked over at you with his eyebrows raised "I guess it just slipped my mind, most things do...I forgot the name of that one too..", He pointed at the cloud and you looked up again. sighing, and shaking your head as you realized that peaceful cloud watching has now turned into a guessing game with Muichiro.


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2 years ago

(Y/N), throwing their head into Ghost's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Ghost, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

1 year ago

Hello! I’m back~ This time with Dee and Lif being cute together 🖤

Hello! I’m Back~ This Time With Dee And Lif Being Cute Together 🖤
3 years ago

"noooo you can't ship shadouge they are found family/siblings/mlm wlw solidarity/etc"

well...

"noooo You Can't Ship Shadouge They Are Found Family/siblings/mlm Wlw Solidarity/etc"
"noooo You Can't Ship Shadouge They Are Found Family/siblings/mlm Wlw Solidarity/etc"

...so Rouge is into inc3st??

3 years ago

Vincent: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Y/n: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Bo: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Lester: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

2 years ago

If I have to see a dig through a million stu/billy x reader content when i’m just thing to find stuilly stuff I might have an actual meltdown

2 years ago
👋 I Like Your Shoelaces.

👋 I like your shoelaces.

2 years ago

Hi idk how to use this app to send a request but can I request RZ!michael reuniting with his childhood lover after he escapes from Smith Grove, with lots of fluff and possible smut pls?

hey anon! hope you're okay with headcanons. & you requested perfectly don't worry :) & im sorry if he is ooc this is still new to me so if anything is too ooc please lmk! ngl im nervous as fuck

* reader knew Michael before and after so the connection is a bit stronger.

* light nsfw vibes.

not proof read!

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Hi Idk How To Use This App To Send A Request But Can I Request RZ!michael Reuniting With His Childhood

Michael had grown attached to you rather quickly at a young age. You understood him, never asked questions, never gave him weird looks or talked behind his back. Before he knew it you were his best and only friend— this bond he created with you lasted many years.

Unfortunately you were let out earlier than expected due to your improvement and good behavior. The day he heard the news wasn't easy on him to say the least. He felt alone— again. Why did you, of all people here, have to leave? Michael definitely snapped a few times at guards and nurses. Dr. Loomis wouldn't stop pestering him about you, asking ridiculous questions. And in his mind everything about you is meant to stay a secret. Only Michael knows you deep down to the core and he intends on keeping it that way.

The only thought that remained in his brain was you. And after his escape it didn't change. If anything the desire to find you only grew, it was almost unbearable and had his stomach in anxious knots the closer he got. Seeing your house made him hold in a breath. He listened carefully and walked slowly into the backyard— his heart smiled at the sight of an old tire swing he used to push you on as kids. Sometimes he pushed too hard and you often got scared which always made him laugh internally.

Michael didn't waste any time. No unnecessary stalking, he didn't even want to make you feel paranoid. And while his intentions were genuine it still didn't help the panic that flooded through your veins the second you saw him in your house, bloody and silent— it never bothered you until that moment. He simply stared at you and breathed evenly, he felt at peace from seeing you face to face again. Michael didn't understand why you were backing away from him with wide, teary eyes. He eventually dropped the stained knife and took a step forward. Within a minute he was in front of you, your emotions interested him more than ever— somehow he managed to calm your nerves by taking off the mask. Seeing him in the flesh helped a lot, it reminded you that it was your best friend, someone you can always trust.

Since he is already so bonded with you it didn't take long before he made himself at home— hiding away in your house and sharing a bed, eating dinner together, watching tv, etc. At first sharing a room together was awkward since he is naturally bigger and took up more space so he ended up crashing on the couch several times to give you the space he believed you deserved. However, it didn't last too long. Michael wants to be close, closer than any normal friend would be. His body guided him with instincts and thankfully you allowed him to do whatever he longed for.

Of course he took it with steps— there's no way he'd force himself onto you, he understands your boundaries and respects them since you respect his. It's only fair.

First he started laying in bed every night instead of the uncomfortable couch. Then it escalated to him brushing against you, sharing warmth and affection without words. Michael only touched you when it was invited with a nod or a faint whisper of consent. His hold on you felt odd because of how he went about it— placing his large hand on your arm, squeezing it a couple times before falling asleep and basically breathing down your neck from behind.

The affectionate gestures turned sexual after a few months. He'd be lying if he said he didn't think about it way before though. And since he's inexperienced he allowed you to control the pace of it all. But don't get too ahead of yourself! Michael is definitely in control of everything else so be careful.

Michael uses sex to bond with you most of the time so don't get too upset if it seems like he's only after pleasure. You enjoy it— that's his motivation to keep going, he likes making you feel good because of all the sweet and dirty praise you give him in return.

Michael probably loved you romantically years ago but had no way of identifying what exactly he felt due to the environment so now he is making up for lost time. Don't be afraid to set boundaries though! Michael will listen and takes your comfort into consideration more than you think. A relationship with Michael is based on mutual respect, understanding, affection.

Also he's extremely possessive and jealous.. you're his best friend, his person, his s/o.

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