Soft OG!Michael Myers NSFW HC’S

has this been done yet

Hello! I’m back~ This time with Dee and Lif being cute together 🖤

𝐌𝐖𝟐 + 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 !

simon “ghost” riley kisses you on the forehead.  ghost isn’t big on pda, but he’s starving for your touch at the same time.  kiss him back on his skull mask, and he’ll become putty in your hands.

john “soap” mactavish kisses you like he needs it.  when he’s around you, soap cannot control himself (ghost teases him religiously for it).  a peck turns into a kiss, then soon enough you’re both fucking on the couch.

phillip graves likes short, sweet kisses.  at first, graves is hesitant to show vulnerability; but as time passes, he slowly begins to open up.  you’re his good luck charm before missions, so he’ll leave a peck on your lips before he goes.

alejandro vargas kisses you passionately with tongue like it’s his last.  despite being acquainted with the worst of death and bloodshed, his ultimate fear is losing you.  so while alejandro has the chance, he wants to constantly remind you that you’re loved.

kyle “gaz” garrick loves soft neck kisses.  he does like pda, but nothing too graphic.  there’s never a moment where you’re not holding hands with gaz.  he’ll cuddle and share banter with you until your sides hurt from laughing.

john price cups your face before squarely kissing you on the lips.  gaz has berated both of you in the past for showing too much pda, so price only uses tongue in private.

valeria garza kisses you in secret.  no one knows the identity of el sin nombre, and valeria intends to keep it that way.  when she does kiss you, her kisses are soft and languid, and her sin nombre façade completely fades away.

chrissy: eddie, please, could you put the kids to bed? eddie: sure thing honey!

*three hours later*

eddie: “That’s enough!” said Beorn. “Sit down and be quiet! Now go on, Gandalf!” So Gandalf went on with the tale, until he came to the fight in the dark, the discovery of the lower gate, and their horror when they found that Mr. Baggins had been mislaid…..

Ah, yes. My favorite duo in scream

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

Ok yeah everyone in TUA is traumatised beyond recovery but I guess everyone is still underestimating the fact that Five has a literal imaginary girlfriend he’s desperately in love with and might never get over from…

happy birthday @caroll-in !!!

Vincent: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lester: How?

Vincent: I need someone to take the fall.

Lester: What did you do?

Vincent: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Bo, from the other room: Oh my god.

Vincent: ...

Bo: OH MY GOD!

Lester: Make it a hundred.

Vincent: Deal.

Yay a post at 6 AM !!

Inspired by the meme I love you — I like your sister

In the “ILY❤️” GC

Hakkai: Finally, someone understands.

Inui: Ikr

Mikey: Uh.. why am I here?

Inui: wdym?

Hakkai: Yeah, don’t you like Draken?

Mikey: WHAT? Oh no, you got the wrong idea.

Hakkai: Are you sure?

Inui: My instincts are never wrong.

Mikey: Well they are.

Inui: Really? Because I’ve known you since we were little and I don’t think so.

Mikey: wdym

Inui: BITCH

Inui: YOU WOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR HIM

Mikey: He’s my best friend

Inui: omfg you’re so oblivious.

Mikey: ???

Inui: DUDE

Inui: HE CARRIES YOU, DOES YOUR HAIR, BUYS TOU FOOD, AND PROBABLY KISSED YOUR FOREHEAD ONE TIME.

Mikey: as a friend

Hakkai: Do you do those things with Mitsuya?

Mikey: um no

Hakkai: Pah-chin?

Mikey: nah

Hakkai: Baji?

Mikey: nope

Hakkai: Kazutora?

Mikey: uh-uh

Hakkai; Then I think he’s not just a friend, Mikey

Mikey: .. . . .

Mikey: wait..

Mikey: you mean since 12 I..

Mikey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Inui: there we go.

Mikey: NONO THIS IS BY NO MEANS OKAY

Mikey: I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AND I CAN’T STOP

Hakkai: oh no

Mikey: THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Mikey: ALL OF IT

Inui: good.

Mikey: I WOULD’VE LIVED IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE

Mikey: CAUSE YK, MY SISTER LIKES HIM

Inui: That’s literally the whole point of this GC.

Hakkai: Do we have to come over?

Mikey: OFC

Mikey: OR ELSE YOU WON’T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

Inui: jeez okay.

Hakkai: omw

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Mikey: *demonically screaming*

Inui: Wow.

Hakkai: This is bad!

Mikey: *falls out of bed, knees surrounded by his arms, still screaming*

Inui: Actually, he should’ve stayed in denial.