Stu: Been Going Through An Episode Sorry If I’ve Been Acting Kinda Off For The Past Few Weeks.

simon who offers you his lap to sit in when there’s not enough chairs at the bar the lot of you are at.

simon whose hand is placed on your lower back to ‘make sure you don’t fall back’.

simon who notices you aren’t focusing on soaps storytelling because you can feel his hand as he slides it closer to your ass.

simon who follows you when you quickly excuse yourself to the washroom.

simon who sits you on the sink and slowly slides his hand up your thigh, moving the fabric of your dress up.

simon who eats you out right there while you tug at his hair and squeeze his head between your thighs but he’s not one to complain, especially when he loves it.

simon who says he isn’t hungry when the squad orders food because he “had something better earlier”.

Every time Norman Bates stuttered in Psycho

Just finished rewatching Friday the 13th (2009) and I am a mess of scared and aroused. Jason is a total powerhouse in this movie and a complete beefcake. It gave me enough motivation to continue my small comic for him.

Open Book

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt: found. Huge thanks to my sweetest love @basicallyahedgehog for helping me workshop this!

Draco was in the attic for ten minutes before he found it, in a box within a box, under a pile of clothes that likely hadn't seen the light of day in a decade. He flipped through the diary's slightly faded pages, stopping to read bits that made him chuckle, tear up, and ache with sympathy for his younger self.

Finally, Draco shut the diary and tucked it under his arm before he started trotting quickly down the stairs, He reached the living room to find Harry still there, fidgeting and wide-eyed.

"I know part of you is worried that what I said last night was just impulsive and in the heat of the moment. So, here," Draco said, tossing the diary toward Harry, who caught it easily. "Proof that I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you I love you for years. So if you can't believe me," he nodded at the diary in Harry's hands, "maybe you'll believe him."

Vincent: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Y/n: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Bo: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Lester: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Credit:- @grimyfrightz on Instagram

seertane nation wake up i made a meme

🎄✨ Merry Christmas from Task Force 141! 🎄✨

2022 has been a helluva year. Celebrate the wonderful Christmas day with old friends like Alex🦿, Farah🌞, and Nikolai🕶️. May we gain more friends like Alejandro🛖 and Rudy🦌, and get rid of people like Graves🪦 and Shepherd🐑 in our lives!

Let us welcome 2023 with hopeful hearts,

Stay Frosty!

- 141 -

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Laswell made the gingerbread cookies. Unfortunately, cookie!Alex's left leg cracked, while cookie!Graves were the only one came out burnt (for some reason).

Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

bond between tumblr mutuals is strong in a way that other social media mutuals can rarely be because other places people will follow u bc u are pretty or funny or talented . on here people follow u if u are insane

that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.