Honeybunzxo - Honey Bunz

༺ Peter ballard x reader hcs༻

✧This is my first time writing since like middle school so don’t judge lol. Also if you like these lemme know id love to continue experimenting with writing:)✧

♡ Humming or lightly singing to himself/ for you before you go to bed. Songs like: je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson, Cherry Wine by Hozier, Roslyn by Bon Iver. (obviously those weren’t out at the time but yk)

♡ He’s a musical boy, he can def play the piano, even though he got somewhat rusty from the years in the lab

♡ When he gets jealous he tries so hard to not make it obvious but there’s always a small giveaway, like a jaw clench or heavy breathing

♡ Peter isn’t necessarily good or bad, there are parts of him that are manipulative by nature, other parts of him want to take care of you no matter what, helping you with every task

♡ That’s one thing he loves, he loves helping you and guiding you with everything you do. Tying your shoes for you, brushing your hair, dressing you, undressing you

♡ He smells very strongly of lavender and clean linen

♡ He loves it when you sit on his lap

♡ He loves eye contact, forced eye contact that makes you nervous

♡ He likes to pet you, stroking your back or your hair while you sit with him

♡ I know he reads a lot, loves reading to you

♡ He loves how naive and ditsy you can be (i’m a pro bimbo writer)

♡ More a of a listener than a talker himself, but he’s always engaged, nodding, playing with your hair, making that eye contact he loves

♡ His kisses are usually relatively soft despite his grip always being firm on you, he holds your waist or your face firmly keeping you in place

♡ Spoils you, i guess this would take place more after you escape but he still always would

♡ Hand holding

♡ Knows how to slow dance and loves to guide you to it as you stand on his shoes

♡ Peter CONSTANTLY has nightmares and usually needs to check on you to make sure you’re alright, but bro seriously never sleeps

*Grogu watching y/n with intense eyes*

Y/n: what is he doing?

Ashoka: thinking. Making an important decision.

Y/n:oh I see. So we just wait?

Ashoka: yes.

~many hours later~

Y/n: is he done? I'm getting kinda impatient.

Grogu, looking at Ashoka: pato...

Ashoka: he is chosen you to be his mother. Congratulations.

Y/n: what?

Ashoka: he also said "please". Because his dad kinda sucks at flirting.

Okay but serious talk

Do you ever think about how much pressure Vincent and his parents put on himself? Like since he was the "messed up twin" he had to always prove himself and his worth.

The amount of times he has hurt or worked himself to the bone just to be as perfect as his mother wanted him to be. He grew up thinking that if he wasn't good at what his parents wanted him to do then he didn't literally deserved to live.

He knew what happened when you didn't do anything worthy of love cause he saw it in how they treated Bo and his brother was the normal one so in his head he would be like "if he gets treated like that and he doesn't has anything wrong then I could get something worse"

He always felt this need to prove himself. More of a reason is that if he gets his parents to like him then he can have an opportunity to defend Bo.

And even more when he sees that even when he is the one messing up something, Bo always lies to protect him. He sees how his parents tend to always believe Bo is the bad one. That feeds the need to be able to do something worthy of all of that cause he feels that otherwise Bo is getting abused for nothing.

And then Bo gets killed because of he was doing too. And now I get why Vinny was so angry when carly said Bo was the freak.

He has never resented his brother, Bo was all he ever had and was the only one giving him unconditional love always and never asked vinny to be anything more or less than what he is.

And now he has died protecting him and it's getting once again blamed for stuff Vinny's guilty too.

😭❤️

Slashers’ furby obsessed s/o

I love furbies <<333333

Women DNI

Billy Loomis

What the hell is even that

lowkey scared of the furbies in your room

wont show it tho

*turns them around when yall go to sleep*

Furby: Feed me!

Billy: *throws it to the ground*

You eventually decide to mess with him (as payback for all the times hes messed with you)

You place them in different places when he isnt looking to scare him

He does infact get scared

Stu Macher

Loves them

They are now yalls children

Will buy you more probably

Let him name one please :(

Long furby? Hell yea

Bonding time by making long furbies together

Great now he has a few in his room

It feels like he likes them more than you sometimes

Brahms Heelshire

Uhhh???

He doesnt like them

Now he has to share you with weird looking bird things

Reassure him that they wont take his place

Takes them sometimes

Grows a bond with them

“Brahms its time for dinner!”

*Brahms sitting at the table with 2 furbies next to him*

Dont let them get all the attention though!

He’ll throw a tantrum

Jason Vorhees

He likes them ^^

was scared of them at first

Y/N what are these weird birds you keep bringing home?? They talk!?

Pamela likes them

Reminds jason of when he was a kid

He babies them

Basically his children

Family <33

Michael Myers

No

Get them out

Throws them away

Howd they get back in??

Why is there more??

Glares at them

Glares at you when you bring another

Gets used to it eventually

Gets really annoyed by their voice tho

“Im scared of the d-“ *Crushes it*

If I have to see a dig through a million stu/billy x reader content when i’m just thing to find stuilly stuff I might have an actual meltdown

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-

I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”

that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.

cum come get y’all juice ig