I Would Immediately Ask Him The Stupidest Questions. “Did You Have Toilets Back Then?” “Do You

stu: been going through an episode sorry if i’ve been acting kinda off for the past few weeks.

billy: eps last weeks?

stu: they can last months…

billy: tf is you watchin?

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Hi idk how to use this app to send a request but can I request RZ!michael reuniting with his childhood lover after he escapes from Smith Grove, with lots of fluff and possible smut pls?

hey anon! hope you're okay with headcanons. & you requested perfectly don't worry :) & im sorry if he is ooc this is still new to me so if anything is too ooc please lmk! ngl im nervous as fuck

* reader knew Michael before and after so the connection is a bit stronger.

* light nsfw vibes.

not proof read!

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Michael had grown attached to you rather quickly at a young age. You understood him, never asked questions, never gave him weird looks or talked behind his back. Before he knew it you were his best and only friend— this bond he created with you lasted many years.

Unfortunately you were let out earlier than expected due to your improvement and good behavior. The day he heard the news wasn't easy on him to say the least. He felt alone— again. Why did you, of all people here, have to leave? Michael definitely snapped a few times at guards and nurses. Dr. Loomis wouldn't stop pestering him about you, asking ridiculous questions. And in his mind everything about you is meant to stay a secret. Only Michael knows you deep down to the core and he intends on keeping it that way.

The only thought that remained in his brain was you. And after his escape it didn't change. If anything the desire to find you only grew, it was almost unbearable and had his stomach in anxious knots the closer he got. Seeing your house made him hold in a breath. He listened carefully and walked slowly into the backyard— his heart smiled at the sight of an old tire swing he used to push you on as kids. Sometimes he pushed too hard and you often got scared which always made him laugh internally.

Michael didn't waste any time. No unnecessary stalking, he didn't even want to make you feel paranoid. And while his intentions were genuine it still didn't help the panic that flooded through your veins the second you saw him in your house, bloody and silent— it never bothered you until that moment. He simply stared at you and breathed evenly, he felt at peace from seeing you face to face again. Michael didn't understand why you were backing away from him with wide, teary eyes. He eventually dropped the stained knife and took a step forward. Within a minute he was in front of you, your emotions interested him more than ever— somehow he managed to calm your nerves by taking off the mask. Seeing him in the flesh helped a lot, it reminded you that it was your best friend, someone you can always trust.

Since he is already so bonded with you it didn't take long before he made himself at home— hiding away in your house and sharing a bed, eating dinner together, watching tv, etc. At first sharing a room together was awkward since he is naturally bigger and took up more space so he ended up crashing on the couch several times to give you the space he believed you deserved. However, it didn't last too long. Michael wants to be close, closer than any normal friend would be. His body guided him with instincts and thankfully you allowed him to do whatever he longed for.

Of course he took it with steps— there's no way he'd force himself onto you, he understands your boundaries and respects them since you respect his. It's only fair.

First he started laying in bed every night instead of the uncomfortable couch. Then it escalated to him brushing against you, sharing warmth and affection without words. Michael only touched you when it was invited with a nod or a faint whisper of consent. His hold on you felt odd because of how he went about it— placing his large hand on your arm, squeezing it a couple times before falling asleep and basically breathing down your neck from behind.

The affectionate gestures turned sexual after a few months. He'd be lying if he said he didn't think about it way before though. And since he's inexperienced he allowed you to control the pace of it all. But don't get too ahead of yourself! Michael is definitely in control of everything else so be careful.

Michael uses sex to bond with you most of the time so don't get too upset if it seems like he's only after pleasure. You enjoy it— that's his motivation to keep going, he likes making you feel good because of all the sweet and dirty praise you give him in return.

Michael probably loved you romantically years ago but had no way of identifying what exactly he felt due to the environment so now he is making up for lost time. Don't be afraid to set boundaries though! Michael will listen and takes your comfort into consideration more than you think. A relationship with Michael is based on mutual respect, understanding, affection.

Also he's extremely possessive and jealous.. you're his best friend, his person, his s/o.

the great gatsby but instead of "in my younger and more vulnerable years" it starts with

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I can't believe they r canon (i can)

DIEGO & LILA in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 3 “That idiot may actually love you.”

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