Soldier Boy *is Back* Homelander: So Noir, You’re Sticking With Me Right? We’re Together In This,

Vincent: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lester: How?

Vincent: I need someone to take the fall.

Lester: What did you do?

Vincent: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Bo, from the other room: Oh my god.

Vincent: ...

Bo: OH MY GOD!

Lester: Make it a hundred.

Vincent: Deal.

Vincent: If you had to choose between Bo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Lester: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Bo: Lester!

Vincent: 63 cents.

Lester: I'll take the money.

Bo: LESTER!!!

Just finished rewatching Friday the 13th (2009) and I am a mess of scared and aroused. Jason is a total powerhouse in this movie and a complete beefcake. It gave me enough motivation to continue my small comic for him.

the great gatsby but instead of "in my younger and more vulnerable years" it starts with

Every single fanfic writer that ever made Five be a sarcastic ass to his partner must be rolling like a bayblade rn because S3 literally confirmed that Five is a sappy old man who calls his wife "my angel" and cheesily says things like "come to me"

lol this dude is super sappy to his partner and there is no doubt in my mind he was a devoted and adoring husband to his bald mannequin wife😌

2500 likes!

This proves I need to get off of Tumblr and go outside good lord

Yay a post at 6 AM !!

Inspired by the meme I love you — I like your sister

In the “ILY❤️” GC

Hakkai: Finally, someone understands.

Inui: Ikr

Mikey: Uh.. why am I here?

Inui: wdym?

Hakkai: Yeah, don’t you like Draken?

Mikey: WHAT? Oh no, you got the wrong idea.

Hakkai: Are you sure?

Inui: My instincts are never wrong.

Mikey: Well they are.

Inui: Really? Because I’ve known you since we were little and I don’t think so.

Mikey: wdym

Inui: BITCH

Inui: YOU WOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR HIM

Mikey: He’s my best friend

Inui: omfg you’re so oblivious.

Mikey: ???

Inui: DUDE

Inui: HE CARRIES YOU, DOES YOUR HAIR, BUYS TOU FOOD, AND PROBABLY KISSED YOUR FOREHEAD ONE TIME.

Mikey: as a friend

Hakkai: Do you do those things with Mitsuya?

Mikey: um no

Hakkai: Pah-chin?

Mikey: nah

Hakkai: Baji?

Mikey: nope

Hakkai: Kazutora?

Mikey: uh-uh

Hakkai; Then I think he’s not just a friend, Mikey

Mikey: .. . . .

Mikey: wait..

Mikey: you mean since 12 I..

Mikey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Inui: there we go.

Mikey: NONO THIS IS BY NO MEANS OKAY

Mikey: I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AND I CAN’T STOP

Hakkai: oh no

Mikey: THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Mikey: ALL OF IT

Inui: good.

Mikey: I WOULD’VE LIVED IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE

Mikey: CAUSE YK, MY SISTER LIKES HIM

Inui: That’s literally the whole point of this GC.

Hakkai: Do we have to come over?

Mikey: OFC

Mikey: OR ELSE YOU WON’T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

Inui: jeez okay.

Hakkai: omw

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Mikey: *demonically screaming*

Inui: Wow.

Hakkai: This is bad!

Mikey: *falls out of bed, knees surrounded by his arms, still screaming*

Inui: Actually, he should’ve stayed in denial.

chrissy: eddie, please, could you put the kids to bed? eddie: sure thing honey!

*three hours later*

eddie: “That’s enough!” said Beorn. “Sit down and be quiet! Now go on, Gandalf!” So Gandalf went on with the tale, until he came to the fight in the dark, the discovery of the lower gate, and their horror when they found that Mr. Baggins had been mislaid…..