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KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA IS THAT YOU????
"I want to love you."
"Well that isn't good enough! I want to actually be loved. Not held at arm's length until you decide that you've figured it out."
*in a gang fight*
Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice
Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.
Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?
Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook
Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?
Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*
Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore
Kaz: *feeling the chills* I feel... haunted..... Inej?
Nina: Pay up Jes, he's gone mad already
Jesper: Dammit, I thought he'd last longer
*After doing something they shouldn't have*
Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?
Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble
Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life
Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.
Nina: .....
Jesper: ....oops?
*After doing something they shouldn't have*
Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?
Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble
Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life
Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.
Nina: .....
Jesper: ....oops?
Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight
Jesper: Let's see what his fun means
Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral
Jesper: That can't be the real answer
Kaz: Of course, what else would it be
Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW
*while getting arrested*
Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER
Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*
Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?
Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.
Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"
Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.
Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve
Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-
Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them
Kaz: So you're telling me.... I have to come up with a solution by MYSELF for a problem I created by MYSELF
Per Haskell: Basically, yes
Kaz: THAT IS SO UNFAIR
Also Kaz: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BITCH
Kaz: *talking to Wylan* I mean if you look hard enough you can see the source of all our problems right in front of us
Them: *runs into Jan Van Eck*
Wylan: Ah there it is