Kaz: *feeling the chills* I feel... haunted..... Inej?
Nina: Pay up Jes, he's gone mad already
Jesper: Dammit, I thought he'd last longer
*After doing something they shouldn't have*
Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?
Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble
Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life
Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.
Nina: .....
Jesper: ....oops?
Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree
And much like Alexander Hamilton, people made a musical about it
Oh okay. In her last moments Empires!Lizzie wrote down her entire life story in hopes of it reaching out to other people and remembering her and her friends. Okay okay yeah okay <- is soooo normal about this fact
Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve
Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-
Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them
Jesper: Why are guys so hot??
Tamar: Why are girls so hot??
Nina: Why is everyone hot??
Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real
Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch
Someone please tell me if Aurelie × Avery have a ship name cause I've been aboard this ship since Avery wore a suit just to meet her
So, I have a BIG request for all the Arabic (I think it's Arabic) speaking and reading users here. You see, I just noticed that in Callum's spell book, there's this text about Aaravos except it's in another language.
So I put it through Google Translate and, it said that it was Arabic. But I don't speak Arabic, and we all know that Google Translate isn't the most accurate source for translations and it's pretty difficult to understand.
So, I'm leaving it here and on Reddit so that a person who knows Arabic would Translate it for me.
*while getting arrested*
Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER
Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*
Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?
its so funny to me that the SECOND the enchanting tables gone, everyone knows its scar immediately. scar asks bdubs if he snitched but no, its literally just his brand to steal the enchanter
Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight
Jesper: Let's see what his fun means
Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral
Jesper: That can't be the real answer
Kaz: Of course, what else would it be
Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW