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Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?
Matthias: I am? But why-?
Kaz: She's setting you up for something.
Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.
Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.
Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?
Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook
Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?
Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*
Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore
Kaz: *feeling the chills* I feel... haunted..... Inej?
Nina: Pay up Jes, he's gone mad already
Jesper: Dammit, I thought he'd last longer
*After doing something they shouldn't have*
Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?
Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble
Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life
Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.
Nina: .....
Jesper: ....oops?
*After doing something they shouldn't have*
Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?
Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble
Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life
Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.
Nina: .....
Jesper: ....oops?
Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight
Jesper: Let's see what his fun means
Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral
Jesper: That can't be the real answer
Kaz: Of course, what else would it be
Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW
Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?
Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich
Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go
Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation
Nina: Waffles.
Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?
Jesper: Why are guys so hot??
Tamar: Why are girls so hot??
Nina: Why is everyone hot??
Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real