Kaz: So You're Telling Me.... I Have To Come Up With A Solution By MYSELF For A Problem I Created By

I 100% believe that the moment Zoya was crowned as Queen, she kicked Nikolai out of his room. Like, this room is for the MONARCH. Are you the monarch? Nah. He'd be like,"Why can't we share??" And her response would be that 'courting and sharing a ROOM? How SCANDALOUS. So no way. Suffer lol."

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them

Most of the couples in Double Life need marriage counselling. Except Jimmy and Tango and Etho and Joel

I’m not kidding when I say Grian said “Your marriage is over Joel’s with me”. The bitch loves being a homewrecker I guess

[Transcript Start:

Jimmy: -just a way to support

Lizzie: Thanks Jimmy

Grian: Your marriage is over Joel is with me

Transcript End]

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

its so funny to me that the SECOND the enchanting tables gone, everyone knows its scar immediately. scar asks bdubs if he snitched but no, its literally just his brand to steal the enchanter

Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.

Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"

Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.

Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea

Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence

Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it