*in a gang fight*
Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice
Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
so youre telling me martyn has now facilitated a grand total of three divorces?
Most of the couples in Double Life need marriage counselling. Except Jimmy and Tango and Etho and Joel
Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help
Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it
Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it
Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice
Jesper: *says something in Suli*
Inej: You just told me you're pregnant
Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing
Rosie and Alastor definitely know the whole business of the Pentagram. Like imagine, before Alastor's disappearance, they would sit down for tea everywhere weekend and discuss tea.
Like Alastor telling how he rejected Vox's offer to join the Vees, and Rosie going 'that's some hot tea'. And Alastor picking up on that phrase.
Some stranger: You're such a good person Wylan, I bet your dad is proud of you
Wylan: I'm sure he's looking up at me and glaring
Stranger: Up?
Wylan without skipping a beat: Sometimes at night when I'm restless, I imagine him rolling in his grave at my actions and I feel a lot better.
Thought of the idea that cats have 9 lives and they can literally take the vow,"Till death do us apart." seriously and leave their cat spouse after 1 death.
That's when I remembered Grian and Scar in 3rd Life but this was one sided and Grian was too invested to change allegiances after death.
So, I have a BIG request for all the Arabic (I think it's Arabic) speaking and reading users here. You see, I just noticed that in Callum's spell book, there's this text about Aaravos except it's in another language.
So I put it through Google Translate and, it said that it was Arabic. But I don't speak Arabic, and we all know that Google Translate isn't the most accurate source for translations and it's pretty difficult to understand.
So, I'm leaving it here and on Reddit so that a person who knows Arabic would Translate it for me.
Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea
Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence
Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that
Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’
Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies
*At Van Eck’s grave*
Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?
Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week