Kaz: It's Okay That The Plan Didnt Work Out Guys, I Have Some Cards Up My Sleeve

KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA IS THAT YOU????

Writing Prompt #2885

"I want to love you."

"Well that isn't good enough! I want to actually be loved. Not held at arm's length until you decide that you've figured it out."

"But professorrrr," I whined as I balanced my chair on two legs with my feet over the desk,"What if we can't come up with anything original?"

My Magical Theory Professor chuckled,"Well then, you're never graduating then." I pouted and landed my chair down on four feet.

"But they say that everything under the sun has been done." I countered with a frown.

Professor Bilko wagged his finger towards the sky and stars surrounded the room,"Then go to another galaxy."

"This is so unfair!" I groaned again,"I just wanna do Magic outside the academy."

"Not without a license you can't." My grouchy seatmate grumbled, raising his head from his arms that used to fall asleep.

"Duh," I rolled my eyes at him,"Which is why I need to graduateee."

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

*in a gang fight*

Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice

Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

In short words.

le Avery:

Andy, in the background:

Avery: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Aurelie: What-

Avery: ‘Cause you a snack.

Aurelie:

Avery:

Aurelie:

Andy, in the background: *gives Avery a thumbs up*

One-sided radiostatic has me on chokehold.

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

Kenjaku: Finally! You are ready to go out there and spread your-

Naoya: -legs

Kenjaku: .......wings. I was gonna say WINGS

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

'Finally!' I had thought,'Good riddance to this one and a night out with the pals.' As soon as the sword pierced the skin, I knew that something was wrong.

The sword passed through the Demon like he wasn't even there. Instead, I was knocked over my balance and the sword stuck into the mud alongside me.

I gaped at the gigantic thing with red horns as it raised its club over its head. "Wait!" I pleaded.

I barely barrelled out of the way as the club collided with the mud with a THUD!

"TIME OUT!" I yelled while holding my hands in a T position. This wasn't looking too good for me, I was still on the ground and the Red Demon had swung the club over his shoulder again.

He blinked once, and then twice. "Time.... out?" He asked, not comprehending my words. My head rapidly nodded as I helped myself to my feet.

"Yeah yeah." I told him while dusting my hands,"Are you evil?" I asked the demon. In hindsight, that wasn't a question even meant to be asked to a demon of all things. But there were always gonna be exceptions.

"What now?" The Demon asked,"Me? Evil? You're the one who's evil!" He pointed at me accusingly. "You and your human buddies stole my sheep!"

I groaned and rubbed my face with my palm. "That wasn't me and also: I'm gonna go and burn some 'disturbed' landlord's house down."

You go into battle with a powerful sword enchanted to only cut those who are evil. So imagine your surprise when after striking the most vile demon known to man that not even a scratch was made.

Thought of the idea that cats have 9 lives and they can literally take the vow,"Till death do us apart." seriously and leave their cat spouse after 1 death.

That's when I remembered Grian and Scar in 3rd Life but this was one sided and Grian was too invested to change allegiances after death.

Rosie and Alastor definitely know the whole business of the Pentagram. Like imagine, before Alastor's disappearance, they would sit down for tea everywhere weekend and discuss tea.

Like Alastor telling how he rejected Vox's offer to join the Vees, and Rosie going 'that's some hot tea'. And Alastor picking up on that phrase.