Kevin: Well Yeah Who Doesn’t Have A Crush On Mathew Lillard

Kevin: well yeah who doesn’t have a crush on Mathew lillard

[After meeting Neil in Millport]

Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.

Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.

Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.

Kevin: And that's... bad?

Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.

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1 year ago

If somebody doesn't hurry up and murder James the forensics douche I will be left with no choice but to simply render myself fictional and take matters into my own hands.

1 year ago

Johnny and Simon are a couple and invite König over to be their third occasionally. This occurs after a night of drinking and snuggling:

Ghost, seemingly being in a mood: Mornin’, Aaron.

König, panicking internally: oh god, they are angry because I didn’t fuck them yesterday, I am just a sextoy to them! Quick, stupid, think of something to please them! I could suck him, I could let hi-…

Meanwhile Ghost, grinding his teeth, gripping his coffee mug tighter while thinking: I’m gonna make this one my fucking second malewife as soon as I am back from fucking work! Gonna marry them both, gonna make them dinner, somethin’ real fancy-…

~Corr

4 months ago

This is a religious experience

Master Of Death

master of death

more arts and wips

9 months ago

Oh easy no one knows how to spell it not even god

I am going insane why is Zidan Malekh's name spelled differently three times in the official blurb for Court of Wanderers what 😭

I Am Going Insane Why Is Zidan Malekh's Name Spelled Differently Three Times In The Official Blurb For

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4 months ago

I need more please

no one asked but im gonna continue the greys x aftg au hehe

dont really remember the first season or any major drama so im gonna go through the things veeery shallowly

but the first time neil is confronted with kevin (aka he corners him in a staircase), he panics, his first instinct is to run but andrew (in tfc manner) literally opens the door on his face which makes him like fall and shit lmao

kevin reaches him on the floor and helps him make sure he didn't get a concussion (no he didn't) and confronts him on why he left them that morning, and well like, he comes with the excuse that he was going to be late for work and bs like that, and obviously andrew calls him out on it, and kevin just smiles bc hey at least they didn't lose track of him!

and through the following days, neil avoids them at all costs, but kevin is actually pretty sweet in his attempts to get close to him despite how cold and arrogant he sounds on interviews and papers, and andrew is funny and sarcastic but respectful and neil, despite everything, finds himself wanting to grow close to them too

and well he ends up in their bed again

and things are going mostly well, despite how bad his luck in life is, and he's made friends with the other first year interns (aka jean and robin and katelyn and idk who else) (specially jean, they're besties, forever partners, platonic soulmates) and residents from other years (basically the foxes and trojans)

and like he has something steady going on with andrew and kevin, which doesn't happen to him often! and yeah maybe only jean and aaron and renee know) but things are *good*

(even if he's been frankly ignoring his issues with his mom, and he's been ignoring how the chief of surgery is david wymack, who was waaay too close a friend to mary for comfort, and he still has issues TM and like he hasn't dared to tell anyone, not even andrew and kevin about his real name and family)

its only natural for the other shoe to drop

bc when equally famous british surgeon stuart hatford is called in to help on a case, he obviously instantly recognizes neil

and how was he to know that no one knew who nathaniel wesninski really was?

needless to say, kevin is hurt and andrew is fucking pissed that neil hid himself from them, and well

a pissed andrew doesn’t really see reason (at least in my au <3) and kevin is too hurt and vulnerable to try to stop him when andrew tells neil that until they can trust him, their whatever is done

that until neil can be honest with them, they are done

and neil?

who most residents now resent

who people now think has only gotten this far because of his name and his legacy, who people dont trust anymore, who people judge bc of his family

who has to face wymack for hiding the truth

who has to face stuart's ire too for not telling him where they went, for not telling family what happened to mary

who stuart belittles for placing her in a nursing home instead of being there for her

"after all she endured with your father for you, you leave her behind? after all she did for you? after what she gave up to raise you?"

neil feels lost

and the first thing he does is run

3 months ago

The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:

Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right

Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha

Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol

Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30

Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed

Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells

Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass

1 year ago
Quick Doodle Of A Discussion We Had With @materassassino In The Star Dad's Server
Quick Doodle Of A Discussion We Had With @materassassino In The Star Dad's Server

Quick doodle of a discussion we had with @materassassino in the Star Dad's server

Quick Doodle Of A Discussion We Had With @materassassino In The Star Dad's Server
4 months ago

Need in my life. To have her break down in front of karadac

oh my god can you imagine morgan stuck in a time loop. having to pour over every single detail again and again and again, maybe unable to save her partner, or maybe someone else at the station, or maybe her kids, until it drove her completely mad

8 months ago

That kid stole the Batmobile and I will take no other answer

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

1 year ago
Fanart For ChaiFighter’s Highly Anticipated!! Fic What You Take (what You're Given) 👀❤️❤️‼️

fanart for ChaiFighter’s highly anticipated!! fic what you take (what you're given) 👀❤️❤️‼️

as part of the banger @mdtb-bb event

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