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fanart for ChaiFighter’s highly anticipated!! fic what you take (what you're given) 👀❤️❤️‼️

as part of the banger @mdtb-bb event

Well share with the class

does anyone know that scogan fic on ao3 inspired by iris - the goo goo dolls? i was so sure i've bookmarked it until i couldn't find it there 😭 i've been dying searching for it, i can't remember the title 😭 i'm so desperate 😭 help me find it, please 😭 i've read it couple years ago... that's why my memory is so bad 😭

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found it 😭 thank you so much for helping me, all the people in this community 🙇 to the one that helped me find it, thanks a lot, i'm crying fr 🥺 and to all people helped me by reblogging this post, thank you very much ❤️‍🩹🫂

That kid stole the Batmobile and I will take no other answer

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

Song Xiadoan and Zidan Malekh literally took one look at Remy and immediately decided to get some

respectfully, shows about queer middle-aged characters who do wild nonsensical shit>>>>shows about high schoolers that focus on the exploration of sexuality

Aye mada put your titties away!

MadaTobi Week Day 1: Marriage // Magic

something something mage tobirama summons incubus madara who decides that they're married now actually

@madatobiweek

Just waiter Steve who’s in tiny black shorts because Robin didn’t like how the pair she was assigned fit. So they swapped, Robin with the baggier basketball shorts and Steve with the short but reasonable pair. Both of them have ties and a button down, and some days even wear sunglasses for the bit.

Though one day while on the clock, Rockstar Eddie comes in. High off his ass. Comes off as a dick, so Steve and Robin double team him. One of them “accidently” trips the other into dumping soup all over him. Then when the other is trying to clean it up, the other is purposely charging Eddie for the soup (it’s not like he’ll notice) and the older gentleman who comes here every day gets a free meal.

Turns out the older man that comes in there every day is Wayne and he’s now sitting across from a soup covered Eddie laughing his ass off because he knows how the wonder twins work when a customer is an asshole. (It’s not the first time he’s received a free meal from them)

Need in my life. To have her break down in front of karadac

oh my god can you imagine morgan stuck in a time loop. having to pour over every single detail again and again and again, maybe unable to save her partner, or maybe someone else at the station, or maybe her kids, until it drove her completely mad

Johnny and Simon are a couple and invite König over to be their third occasionally. This occurs after a night of drinking and snuggling:

Ghost, seemingly being in a mood: Mornin’, Aaron.

König, panicking internally: oh god, they are angry because I didn’t fuck them yesterday, I am just a sextoy to them! Quick, stupid, think of something to please them! I could suck him, I could let hi-…

Meanwhile Ghost, grinding his teeth, gripping his coffee mug tighter while thinking: I’m gonna make this one my fucking second malewife as soon as I am back from fucking work! Gonna marry them both, gonna make them dinner, somethin’ real fancy-…

~Corr

This is a religious experience

master of death

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