Need In My Life. To Have Her Break Down In Front Of Karadac

Just waiter Steve who’s in tiny black shorts because Robin didn’t like how the pair she was assigned fit. So they swapped, Robin with the baggier basketball shorts and Steve with the short but reasonable pair. Both of them have ties and a button down, and some days even wear sunglasses for the bit.

Though one day while on the clock, Rockstar Eddie comes in. High off his ass. Comes off as a dick, so Steve and Robin double team him. One of them “accidently” trips the other into dumping soup all over him. Then when the other is trying to clean it up, the other is purposely charging Eddie for the soup (it’s not like he’ll notice) and the older gentleman who comes here every day gets a free meal.

Turns out the older man that comes in there every day is Wayne and he’s now sitting across from a soup covered Eddie laughing his ass off because he knows how the wonder twins work when a customer is an asshole. (It’s not the first time he’s received a free meal from them)

fanart for ChaiFighter’s highly anticipated!! fic what you take (what you're given) 👀❤️❤️‼️

as part of the banger @mdtb-bb event

Aye mada put your titties away!

MadaTobi Week Day 1: Marriage // Magic

something something mage tobirama summons incubus madara who decides that they're married now actually

@madatobiweek

If somebody doesn't hurry up and murder James the forensics douche I will be left with no choice but to simply render myself fictional and take matters into my own hands.

On god

im so bad at multishipping but i am fucking FANTASTIC at making ur favs poly

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does anyone know that scogan fic on ao3 inspired by iris - the goo goo dolls? i was so sure i've bookmarked it until i couldn't find it there 😭 i've been dying searching for it, i can't remember the title 😭 i'm so desperate 😭 help me find it, please 😭 i've read it couple years ago... that's why my memory is so bad 😭

EDITED 30/7/24

found it 😭 thank you so much for helping me, all the people in this community 🙇 to the one that helped me find it, thanks a lot, i'm crying fr 🥺 and to all people helped me by reblogging this post, thank you very much ❤️‍🩹🫂

Daminette School AU Quotes

Lila: You know Marinette, it’s such a shame no one likes you, you’re actually quite useful when you know your place.

Marinette: (sighing) Lila, the bar for civility is so low it’s practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.

Lila: (smiling falsely) If you say something like that again, I’ll “trip” you out of that window you- What are you doing?

Marinette: (looking at the window) Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.

Damian: (sitting behind them on his phone, not looking up) Most humans can survive a two story fall, Dupain-Cheng. You’ll be fine.

Marinette: Aww, Lila wouldn’t make it then?

Lila: (fuming) Excuse me!?

Marinette: He said humans, and since you’ve clearly escaped from hell you’ll probably just shatter into a thousand pieces and reform there.

Damian: (under his breath) The devil doesn’t want her back.

Johnny and Simon are a couple and invite König over to be their third occasionally. This occurs after a night of drinking and snuggling:

Ghost, seemingly being in a mood: Mornin’, Aaron.

König, panicking internally: oh god, they are angry because I didn’t fuck them yesterday, I am just a sextoy to them! Quick, stupid, think of something to please them! I could suck him, I could let hi-…

Meanwhile Ghost, grinding his teeth, gripping his coffee mug tighter while thinking: I’m gonna make this one my fucking second malewife as soon as I am back from fucking work! Gonna marry them both, gonna make them dinner, somethin’ real fancy-…

~Corr

Morgan: *gets into a car with someone who potentially wants to harm her*

Karadec, miles away: Why do I have the sudden urge to yell at Morgan right now?

Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.