That Kid Stole The Batmobile And I Will Take No Other Answer

Aye mada put your titties away!

MadaTobi Week Day 1: Marriage // Magic

something something mage tobirama summons incubus madara who decides that they're married now actually

@madatobiweek

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PSA for the three and a half other people in the Silver Under Nightfall fandom: There is now a fourth fanfic on AO3 and it is filthy, enjoy.

Kevin: well yeah who doesn’t have a crush on Mathew lillard

[After meeting Neil in Millport]

Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.

Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.

Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.

Kevin: And that's... bad?

Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.

Oh easy no one knows how to spell it not even god

I am going insane why is Zidan Malekh's name spelled differently three times in the official blurb for Court of Wanderers what 😭

The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:

Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right

Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha

Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol

Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30

Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed

Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells

Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass

Just waiter Steve who’s in tiny black shorts because Robin didn’t like how the pair she was assigned fit. So they swapped, Robin with the baggier basketball shorts and Steve with the short but reasonable pair. Both of them have ties and a button down, and some days even wear sunglasses for the bit.

Though one day while on the clock, Rockstar Eddie comes in. High off his ass. Comes off as a dick, so Steve and Robin double team him. One of them “accidently” trips the other into dumping soup all over him. Then when the other is trying to clean it up, the other is purposely charging Eddie for the soup (it’s not like he’ll notice) and the older gentleman who comes here every day gets a free meal.

Turns out the older man that comes in there every day is Wayne and he’s now sitting across from a soup covered Eddie laughing his ass off because he knows how the wonder twins work when a customer is an asshole. (It’s not the first time he’s received a free meal from them)

Quick doodle of a discussion we had with @materassassino in the Star Dad's server

If somebody doesn't hurry up and murder James the forensics douche I will be left with no choice but to simply render myself fictional and take matters into my own hands.

Need in my life. To have her break down in front of karadac

oh my god can you imagine morgan stuck in a time loop. having to pour over every single detail again and again and again, maybe unable to save her partner, or maybe someone else at the station, or maybe her kids, until it drove her completely mad

Song Xiadoan and Zidan Malekh literally took one look at Remy and immediately decided to get some