This Is A Religious Experience

Daminette School AU Quotes

Lila: You know Marinette, it’s such a shame no one likes you, you’re actually quite useful when you know your place.

Marinette: (sighing) Lila, the bar for civility is so low it’s practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.

Lila: (smiling falsely) If you say something like that again, I’ll “trip” you out of that window you- What are you doing?

Marinette: (looking at the window) Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.

Damian: (sitting behind them on his phone, not looking up) Most humans can survive a two story fall, Dupain-Cheng. You’ll be fine.

Marinette: Aww, Lila wouldn’t make it then?

Lila: (fuming) Excuse me!?

Marinette: He said humans, and since you’ve clearly escaped from hell you’ll probably just shatter into a thousand pieces and reform there.

Damian: (under his breath) The devil doesn’t want her back.

fanart for ChaiFighter’s highly anticipated!! fic what you take (what you're given) 👀❤️❤️‼️

as part of the banger @mdtb-bb event

Need in my life. To have her break down in front of karadac

oh my god can you imagine morgan stuck in a time loop. having to pour over every single detail again and again and again, maybe unable to save her partner, or maybe someone else at the station, or maybe her kids, until it drove her completely mad

If somebody doesn't hurry up and murder James the forensics douche I will be left with no choice but to simply render myself fictional and take matters into my own hands.

Aye mada put your titties away!

MadaTobi Week Day 1: Marriage // Magic

something something mage tobirama summons incubus madara who decides that they're married now actually

@madatobiweek

The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:

Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right

Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha

Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol

Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30

Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed

Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells

Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass

Wade: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Logan: Are you a software update? because not right now.

That kid stole the Batmobile and I will take no other answer

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

Oh easy no one knows how to spell it not even god

I am going insane why is Zidan Malekh's name spelled differently three times in the official blurb for Court of Wanderers what 😭