Johnny and Simon are a couple and invite König over to be their third occasionally. This occurs after a night of drinking and snuggling:
Ghost, seemingly being in a mood: Mornin’, Aaron.
König, panicking internally: oh god, they are angry because I didn’t fuck them yesterday, I am just a sextoy to them! Quick, stupid, think of something to please them! I could suck him, I could let hi-…
Meanwhile Ghost, grinding his teeth, gripping his coffee mug tighter while thinking: I’m gonna make this one my fucking second malewife as soon as I am back from fucking work! Gonna marry them both, gonna make them dinner, somethin’ real fancy-…
~Corr
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PSA for the three and a half other people in the Silver Under Nightfall fandom: There is now a fourth fanfic on AO3 and it is filthy, enjoy.
respectfully, shows about queer middle-aged characters who do wild nonsensical shit>>>>shows about high schoolers that focus on the exploration of sexuality
Quick doodle of a discussion we had with @materassassino in the Star Dad's server
Song Xiadoan and Zidan Malekh literally took one look at Remy and immediately decided to get some
Lila: You know Marinette, it’s such a shame no one likes you, you’re actually quite useful when you know your place.
Marinette: (sighing) Lila, the bar for civility is so low it’s practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.
Lila: (smiling falsely) If you say something like that again, I’ll “trip” you out of that window you- What are you doing?
Marinette: (looking at the window) Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.
Damian: (sitting behind them on his phone, not looking up) Most humans can survive a two story fall, Dupain-Cheng. You’ll be fine.
Marinette: Aww, Lila wouldn’t make it then?
Lila: (fuming) Excuse me!?
Marinette: He said humans, and since you’ve clearly escaped from hell you’ll probably just shatter into a thousand pieces and reform there.
Damian: (under his breath) The devil doesn’t want her back.
The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:
Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right
Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha
Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol
Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30
Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed
Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells
Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass
fanart for ChaiFighter’s highly anticipated!! fic what you take (what you're given) 👀❤️❤️‼️
as part of the banger @mdtb-bb event
On god
im so bad at multishipping but i am fucking FANTASTIC at making ur favs poly
Well share with the class
does anyone know that scogan fic on ao3 inspired by iris - the goo goo dolls? i was so sure i've bookmarked it until i couldn't find it there 😭 i've been dying searching for it, i can't remember the title 😭 i'm so desperate 😭 help me find it, please 😭 i've read it couple years ago... that's why my memory is so bad 😭
EDITED 30/7/24
found it 😭 thank you so much for helping me, all the people in this community 🙇 to the one that helped me find it, thanks a lot, i'm crying fr 🥺 and to all people helped me by reblogging this post, thank you very much ❤️🩹🫂