Quick Doodle Of A Discussion We Had With @materassassino In The Star Dad's Server

Well share with the class

does anyone know that scogan fic on ao3 inspired by iris - the goo goo dolls? i was so sure i've bookmarked it until i couldn't find it there 😭 i've been dying searching for it, i can't remember the title 😭 i'm so desperate 😭 help me find it, please 😭 i've read it couple years ago... that's why my memory is so bad 😭

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found it 😭 thank you so much for helping me, all the people in this community 🙇 to the one that helped me find it, thanks a lot, i'm crying fr 🥺 and to all people helped me by reblogging this post, thank you very much ❤️‍🩹🫂

Johnny and Simon are a couple and invite König over to be their third occasionally. This occurs after a night of drinking and snuggling:

Ghost, seemingly being in a mood: Mornin’, Aaron.

König, panicking internally: oh god, they are angry because I didn’t fuck them yesterday, I am just a sextoy to them! Quick, stupid, think of something to please them! I could suck him, I could let hi-…

Meanwhile Ghost, grinding his teeth, gripping his coffee mug tighter while thinking: I’m gonna make this one my fucking second malewife as soon as I am back from fucking work! Gonna marry them both, gonna make them dinner, somethin’ real fancy-…

~Corr

I need more please

no one asked but im gonna continue the greys x aftg au hehe

dont really remember the first season or any major drama so im gonna go through the things veeery shallowly

but the first time neil is confronted with kevin (aka he corners him in a staircase), he panics, his first instinct is to run but andrew (in tfc manner) literally opens the door on his face which makes him like fall and shit lmao

kevin reaches him on the floor and helps him make sure he didn't get a concussion (no he didn't) and confronts him on why he left them that morning, and well like, he comes with the excuse that he was going to be late for work and bs like that, and obviously andrew calls him out on it, and kevin just smiles bc hey at least they didn't lose track of him!

and through the following days, neil avoids them at all costs, but kevin is actually pretty sweet in his attempts to get close to him despite how cold and arrogant he sounds on interviews and papers, and andrew is funny and sarcastic but respectful and neil, despite everything, finds himself wanting to grow close to them too

and well he ends up in their bed again

and things are going mostly well, despite how bad his luck in life is, and he's made friends with the other first year interns (aka jean and robin and katelyn and idk who else) (specially jean, they're besties, forever partners, platonic soulmates) and residents from other years (basically the foxes and trojans)

and like he has something steady going on with andrew and kevin, which doesn't happen to him often! and yeah maybe only jean and aaron and renee know) but things are *good*

(even if he's been frankly ignoring his issues with his mom, and he's been ignoring how the chief of surgery is david wymack, who was waaay too close a friend to mary for comfort, and he still has issues TM and like he hasn't dared to tell anyone, not even andrew and kevin about his real name and family)

its only natural for the other shoe to drop

bc when equally famous british surgeon stuart hatford is called in to help on a case, he obviously instantly recognizes neil

and how was he to know that no one knew who nathaniel wesninski really was?

needless to say, kevin is hurt and andrew is fucking pissed that neil hid himself from them, and well

a pissed andrew doesn’t really see reason (at least in my au <3) and kevin is too hurt and vulnerable to try to stop him when andrew tells neil that until they can trust him, their whatever is done

that until neil can be honest with them, they are done

and neil?

who most residents now resent

who people now think has only gotten this far because of his name and his legacy, who people dont trust anymore, who people judge bc of his family

who has to face wymack for hiding the truth

who has to face stuart's ire too for not telling him where they went, for not telling family what happened to mary

who stuart belittles for placing her in a nursing home instead of being there for her

"after all she endured with your father for you, you leave her behind? after all she did for you? after what she gave up to raise you?"

neil feels lost

and the first thing he does is run

Morgan: *gets into a car with someone who potentially wants to harm her*

Karadec, miles away: Why do I have the sudden urge to yell at Morgan right now?

The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:

Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right

Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha

Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol

Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30

Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed

Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells

Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass

Kevin: well yeah who doesn’t have a crush on Mathew lillard

[After meeting Neil in Millport]

Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.

Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.

Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.

Kevin: And that's... bad?

Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.

Aye mada put your titties away!

MadaTobi Week Day 1: Marriage // Magic

something something mage tobirama summons incubus madara who decides that they're married now actually

@madatobiweek

Wade: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Logan: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Song Xiadoan and Zidan Malekh literally took one look at Remy and immediately decided to get some