Sorry About All The Election Posts, My Country Is About To Become A Dystopian Fascist Regime

happy ace week babes. here’s an ace knight that lives to fuck up aphobes 💜

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

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It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French

NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?

CAT: [slams into door]

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.

Autumn ride together 🍂 Where are they going? 🍁

My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.

The sooner you accept this the better.

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Such an inconvenience

but hey, I’ve got 358 other days in the year to take over the world, so I guess I can wait a week 

@ all ace and ace-spec people:

This is an important memo, please read!

Due to asexual awareness week starting today, you will lose your invisibility for the rest of this week! It is highly recommended that you postpone all sneaking into cinemas, smuggling dragons out of Hogwarts and general world domination plans (that rely on invisibility) until next week (or use an invisibility cloak instead).

Have a nice week!