Such An Inconvenience

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK!!!

Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!

Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

Tfw your parents preface a conversation with “We need to talk” and you’re trying to figure out where you went wrong and all the things you’ve done in your entire life are running through your head.

And then it turns out they just want you to drop your sister off at school on your way to work the next morning.

Doesn’t that look beautiful?

Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?

Well you are in for a surprise

The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

Beware!