if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk
My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.
The sooner you accept this the better.
It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French
NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?
CAT: [slams into door]
A cat ran into a door during a French baking show
He gotta give him that air you know
all hail the mighty stomp dog
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.
what the heck, france?
i can’t believe this is the actual term
@keithvkogane you managed to ruin my faith in my own fucking language HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog