Happy Ace Week Babes. Here’s An Ace Knight That Lives To Fuck Up Aphobes 💜

Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind.

HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK!!!

what the heck, france?

i can’t believe this is the actual term

@keithvkogane you managed to ruin my faith in my own fucking language HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months

My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.

Sharing clothes

My sister: Can I wear your pants today?

Me: Which ones?

My sister: The ones I’m wearing right now. K, thanks, love you, bye!

The Raven (updated 2.2.16)