"Remus And James Bonding Over Liking The Black Brothers" Blah Blah, Give Me Regulus And Sirius Muttering

james: as most of you have realised by now, lily is the girl I’ve been seeing lately

remus:

peter:

sirius:

lily: err… why are they all staring at me like I’m a zoo animal?

remus: well, james acts sort of like a dad, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you’re our new mum

lily: but… you guys know it’s nothing like that

lily: …right?

remus: absol—

sirius: *interrupts* do you know how to make macaroni?

lily: i—

sirius: macaroni’s my favourite :D

james: *sighs*

tried a more painterly style for this marylily piece!! this was fun to do <3

i see you jily and jegulus shippers, but i raise you: polyamorous bisexual disaster james potter.

the poor boy is in the midst of a constant mental breakdown over his two crushes, lily evans and regulus black, aka the girl who’s been rejecting him since day one and his best friend’s evil brother.

Barty: Potter, you like Regulus, right?

James: Wha, n-no, what are you on about?

Barty: Okay, now that's sorted, do you want to fake date me?

James: Barty, I'm flattered but I have feelings for someone else.

Barty: Yeah I know, Regulus, that's the whole point.

Barty: Also, I said fake date Potter, get your hearing checked.

James: I'm sorry, but why would we fake date?

Barty: Salazar, I don't get what Regulus sees in you, you're as dense as fucking brick.

James: What?

Barty: I guess I have to spell it out to you. I am Regulus's ex. If we pretend to date it will make him so jealous. He'll see straight through it, realise what you are doing and you'll be going out in a few weeks.

James: Wait, what's the catch?

Barty: Catch? That is litterally it?

James: That plan doesn't benefit you at all? Of course there's a catch?

Barty: Oh, but you see it very much benefits me because Evan is going to react the exact same way as Regulus, towards me.

Harry: you need to stop running away from your feelings.

Draco: what makes you think I’m running away.

Harry: you’re climbing out the window as we speak.

Draco, one foot out the window: okay fair, but so are you.

Harry, also one foot out the window: fuck.

regulus “I don’t know how to get people to love me” black and james “people only love me because I made them” potter

RIP Black family. You would've loved Conan Gray.

Lily: why do you want to be a prefect anyways?

Remus: private bathroom

Lily: really?

Remus: I have shared a bathroom with Sirius, James, and Peter for the last 4 years.

Remus: I dream about showering in peace

regulus: im in love with james! there i said it!

barty *who thought he would never realize*: really? wow i never would have... gosh thats a... shocker

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon