Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you
wannabe rockstars
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masterlists:
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masterlist @wrathspoet 🧃
harry potter masterlist @panda-noosh
masterlist @scandalous-chaos 🧃
draco malfoy:
his great love @beforeoursunsets 🧃
point of view @draconisxcaput 🧃
enemies by association @panda-noosh 🧃
odd one out @panda-noosh 🧃
james potter:
imitation @randomoutsiders 🧃
mortal enemies @scandalous-chaos
then kiss me again @wreckofawriter 🧃
saudade @gotkindabored
remus lupin:
shared sweaters and failed first impressions @swellwriting
journal @swellwriting
pomegranates @scandalous-chaos 🧃
george weasley:
slight differences @swellwriting
humor me @pepper-up-potion
fred weasley:
fingerprints @loonylupinn
freezing @mountkennedie
cedric diggory:
daisies in the summers @bubble-tea-bunny
neville longbottom:
i should hate you (series) @jimblejamblewriting
the accident @refiwrites
tom riddle:
tom riddle in the twins year @mistress-riddle
sirius black:
i wish @wreckofawriter
heartbeat part two @wreckofawriter 🧃
regulus black:
words unsaid @scandalous-chaos
he loves you @cryonme
Harry, making the 173871th mistake in potions: fuck, what did I do.
Draco, his partner: you genuinely need to be studied because how the fuck.
good things snape did:
- ship wolfstar
- kill dumbledore
- die
Barty: Potter, you like Regulus, right?
James: Wha, n-no, what are you on about?
Barty: Okay, now that's sorted, do you want to fake date me?
James: Barty, I'm flattered but I have feelings for someone else.
Barty: Yeah I know, Regulus, that's the whole point.
Barty: Also, I said fake date Potter, get your hearing checked.
James: I'm sorry, but why would we fake date?
Barty: Salazar, I don't get what Regulus sees in you, you're as dense as fucking brick.
James: What?
Barty: I guess I have to spell it out to you. I am Regulus's ex. If we pretend to date it will make him so jealous. He'll see straight through it, realise what you are doing and you'll be going out in a few weeks.
James: Wait, what's the catch?
Barty: Catch? That is litterally it?
James: That plan doesn't benefit you at all? Of course there's a catch?
Barty: Oh, but you see it very much benefits me because Evan is going to react the exact same way as Regulus, towards me.
James: so I'm in love with him. regulus.
Remus: regulus? Sirius' brother?
James: yeah. thoughts?
Remus: and prayers.
By evix, and reposted with permission.
Gang gang
James: would you still love me if I was a deer?
Reg, who one hundred percent has figured out theyre animagi: no
James: *starts sobbing*
Reg: I'd adore and fawn over you
James: ... *falling so much deeper in love*
Sirius: *slow clapping*