“remus Lupin Is The Coolest Marauder” I Say Into The Mic

Interviewer: you recently had a baby

Regulus: yes

Interviewer: earlier you said that... you don't like children.

Regulus: I still hate them, but my son is special, he-

James: he laughs so cute...and...and...when he cries i want to cry too, just make sure he doesn't cry...he's so cute *sobs* i'm sorry...i want to be a good dad like my father, but I can't do it...he cries and I cry and-

Interviewer: Mr Potter, babies cry all the time at this age

Regulus: I can tell he cries more than Harry

James: *sobs* that's a lie

Interviewer: you probably have the following task to become as wonderful parents as yours.

James: yes

Regulus: fuck, I hope not

regulus: that's actually a really good idea barty.

barty: what did I say?

barty: I talk a lot... I've learned to just tune myself out.

11 yr old james: so who do we end up with?

adult james: regulus

11 yr old james: ???

15-17 yr old james: FUCK YEAH

remus lupin has never been innocent in his life that boy is ready to manipulate mansplain manslaughter

Heather by Conan Grey is Regulus Singing about Him and James, but James still hasn’t completely gotten over Lily.

no one can tell me otherwise :)

imagine james surviving and growing old, having smile lines and still too bright eyes and telling harry all about his first love, telling tales of a boy named after a star not many see, of a boy who held his hand and sang songs in french in the dead of night, of a boy who smiled and stole his heartbeat, that one day began to match his lovers, of a boy who’s star shone a bit brighter the year he turned 19, of a boy he never stopped loving, a boy he never will.

Remus (smiling at Sirius): Looking respectfully, you’re a work of art

Sirius (grinning and leaning down to whisper into Remus’ ear): You can look disrespectfully. I don’t mind.

Remus (speechless)

Remus (internally):

James (bursting into the girls domitory): Super important question, if you had to kiss one of us, who would you choose?

Sirius (behind him): Think carefully-

Lily (brushing her hair): Remus

Sirius: It’s okay, you can take time to think-

Marlene (putting eyeliner on): I’m gay but Remus

James: Okay but-

Dorcas (reading a book): Gay and Remus

Sirius (staring at Mary): Who-

Mary (rolling her eyes): Remus

James (shrugging): I can’t even be mad, I’d choose Remus too

Sirius (sighing): Same

Regulus: I'm seeing someone

Sirius: Real or not?

James "someone" Potter: What does that mean now?

Sirius: He hasn't slept for a week. So, Reggie, are you dating someone or are you hallucinating?

Regulus: Both

Prefect: Welcome first years! Let’s get to know each other. Please describe yourself for everyone in a couple of words

Regulus *deadpanned*: Vaguely creepy with a dash of ugly

Prefect: I- Oh. Ok.