Barty: Potter, You Like Regulus, Right?

Peter: what if we get expelled?

Sirius: no one gets expelled Peter, Barty crouch jr hasn’t been expelled and he’s part of the death eaters

James: i say that’s probably why

AND SHES AWARE THAT I GAVE HER THE LOOK IM SURPRISED AT THE TIME THAT IT TOOK--

Regulus: I'm seeing someone

Sirius: Real or not?

James "someone" Potter: What does that mean now?

Sirius: He hasn't slept for a week. So, Reggie, are you dating someone or are you hallucinating?

Regulus: Both

Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*

Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?

Sirius:

Remus: you—you’re inbred!

Inspired by the fic: “A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety” what honestly very quickly became one of my favorite fics by @greenvlvetcouch

in their own world

Interviewer: you recently had a baby

Regulus: yes

Interviewer: earlier you said that... you don't like children.

Regulus: I still hate them, but my son is special, he-

James: he laughs so cute...and...and...when he cries i want to cry too, just make sure he doesn't cry...he's so cute *sobs* i'm sorry...i want to be a good dad like my father, but I can't do it...he cries and I cry and-

Interviewer: Mr Potter, babies cry all the time at this age

Regulus: I can tell he cries more than Harry

James: *sobs* that's a lie

Interviewer: you probably have the following task to become as wonderful parents as yours.

James: yes

Regulus: fuck, I hope not

i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything

tinder au?? maybe..

jegulily are nerds. huge, giant, nerds. but in very different ways.

lily is a nerd in the sense she spends most of her time in the library, planning her career and studying for classes, obsessing over fictional books, playing chess, reading lord of the rings a million times, practices potion making for fun and likes to make the same potion over and over, gets excited over quidditch stats and making types of plays but finds watching the actual game boring

regulus is a nerd in the sense he obsesses over classical music and relentlessly learns compositions, secretly loves classic romance books and uses them to work out how to socialise, spends all his time studying or on independent projects usually related to something in one of his classes, was ojce given a cigarette and his first thought was to dissect it open

james is a nerd in the sense he obsessively watched star wars over and over and then brought every piece of merch he could find, always gets top marks in everything, willingly reads extremely high level transfiguration books for fun all the time, spends all day working out quidditch stats, and had a map making phase as a kid (which he still has)