Harry: Who Would You Like To Date? If You Didn't Have A Partner

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?

Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-

James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.

Wtf? I didn't know there was a James Potter emoji 😲

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So we've got Jegulus raising Harry and Wolfstar raising Teddy

Now imagine Rosekiller raising a child.

That child would be chaos personified, an absolute menace.

WITCH'S CANDLE (NO WICK)

This type of candle is very fragrant, burns without a wick, because the candle is a mixture of dry herbs and beeswax. DIY candles are preferable for a witch, because they get the spell energy in the process of making them.

To make a candle you'll need 2 oz. beeswax and one tablespoon of dried herbs. Cut the herbs into small, but not fine pieces. Melt the wax in a microwave. Make a cone mold of thick paper or/and foil. Put a little bit of herbs in the cone, pour a little bit of wax. Then again, herbs and wax. Stir them with a tooth pick. Continue to the top. Let it cool down completely. If the wax drops from the bottom of the cone, put the end in a cup with very cold water to solidify.

Another way to do it is to warm the beeswax on a heater, so it becomes moldable. Press it by your hands into a "pancake" and mix the dried herbs into it. Form a cone. Make a hole on top with a stick and put more herbs into it. Roll the candle in dried herbs. The candle may take a little bit of time to flame up.

Try it with

Lavender (peace, dreams)

Rose, birch leaf (love, fertility)

Mugwort, nettle (cleansing)

Bay leaf, clover (prosperity)

Thyme, sage (health)

Oak leaf, juniper (strength)

Rosemary (will and focus)

Harry, making the 173871th mistake in potions: fuck, what did I do.

Draco, his partner: you genuinely need to be studied because how the fuck.

sirius: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

remus: you alright?

sirius: just thinking back to the time when i was fourteen and regulus called me gay

remus: and?

sirius: he was right

ohhhh. Oh wow I would actually do anything for James potter

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