Remus: People Say, ‘But Remus, Facebook Is A Great Way To Connect With Old Friends.’

i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything

this is accurate.

Regulus "Did you know how hard I fought to keep you?" Black

And James "I was always yours" Potter

So we've got Jegulus raising Harry and Wolfstar raising Teddy

Now imagine Rosekiller raising a child.

That child would be chaos personified, an absolute menace.

Sirius when he catches James and Regulus going at it for the third time this week:

Harry: Who would you like to date? If you didn't have a partner

Regulus: Remus, but look at me i'm with Potter

James: Hey you love me, and 100% Moony

Lily: Remus, he's so sweet and hot

Mary: Rem, he's so sexy

Marlene: Shit, ofc Remus, turn on like summer sun

Dorcas: Lovely Lupin

Sirius: I'm the lucky one

Remus: Shut up

Regulus: I'm seeing someone

Sirius: Real or not?

James "someone" Potter: What does that mean now?

Sirius: He hasn't slept for a week. So, Reggie, are you dating someone or are you hallucinating?

Regulus: Both

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

When you look up all the Marauder’s name’s in Urban Dictionary:

Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you