Sirius When He Catches James And Regulus Going At It For The Third Time This Week:

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

Remus (smiling at Sirius): Looking respectfully, you’re a work of art

Sirius (grinning and leaning down to whisper into Remus’ ear): You can look disrespectfully. I don’t mind.

Remus (speechless)

Remus (internally):

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon

Alright! So I finished hand binding Crimson Rivers by @mayzarbewithyou :) this was my first time bookbinding so excuse the mistakes I am far from great, but all in good time! This fic basically changed the trajectory of my life so I thought I’d give it the love it deserves! the spine is regulus standing looking up at the tree and he is purposely put on the last book because he finally learned how to climb and grow. I’m so emotional over the end of the fic so this is very emotional to me. I did the typeset myself and there are some cool details I’ll try to put in another post, but basically I added all of Zar’s end notes as footnotes to the specific scenes he talks about! All very fun and the dingbats match the theme for the books and the backs each have quotes the correspond. I split it into 5 just because it didn’t feel right to have the epilogues in the same book as the war. They were two completely different parts of the story so I separated them. Anyways I’ll make another post. This was a labor of love and I hope I did it Justice :)

tell me it’s not true, i dare you 👊🏻😢

c: starchaser.wolfstar on instagram

Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?

Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-

James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.

James: come on Peter, I don't like dudes, I've only ever liked girls

Peter: *fed up* is that Regulus making out with Barty?

James: What he say?! *breaks his neck to look*

Peter: whoops it was Evan

Andromeda: Sorry we're late

Sirius: We didn't want to come

Andromeda: But we felt it would be rude to deprive you of our presence

*both strike a pose*

this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago

tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter

in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol

James: babe, babe, do the thing

Regulus: *genuinely smiles*

James: *breathless* oh Merlin