Nina: Alright Alright, You're Yelling And I Don't See You Taking Your Shirt Off. I QUIT!

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing

Kaz: So you're telling me.... I have to come up with a solution by MYSELF for a problem I created by MYSELF

Per Haskell: Basically, yes

Kaz: THAT IS SO UNFAIR

Also Kaz: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BITCH

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

In short words.

le Avery:

Andy, in the background:

Avery: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Aurelie: What-

Avery: ‘Cause you a snack.

Aurelie:

Avery:

Aurelie:

Andy, in the background: *gives Avery a thumbs up*

Kaz: *feeling the chills* I feel... haunted..... Inej?

Nina: Pay up Jes, he's gone mad already

Jesper: Dammit, I thought he'd last longer

*After doing something they shouldn't have*

Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?

Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble

Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life

Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.

Nina: .....

Jesper: ....oops?

Spoiler alert: new antagonist for the Winx saga just dropped

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

'The only thing hetero about me is that I have heterochromia'

-Scott at some point probably

Dead's smile from earlier was completely wiped out from his face and his lower eyelid was twitching. He grabbed the nearest raven in a chokehold and bellowed: "WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?"

Choked caws escaped the raven which promptly went up in flames. Rising from his throne, Dead summoned his staff in his hand and descended the flight of stairs.

"Now...." He smiled in a sweetly wicked kind of way,"How did you die?" I looked around the courtroom, all sorts of weird creatures were looking down on me, frowning.

"I jumped into a volcano, Mr Dead, sir." I said, feeling sweat gather at the back of my neck. Dead accusingly looked at a figure behind me, I turned and saw Death standing there.

"A volcano, she says" Dead repeated, raising an unimpressed eyebrow at Death. Death started to squirm under Dead's glare but made no justification.

"It has been a while since I looked at the Black list." Death murmured slightly.

"YOU FOOL!" Dead snapped,"I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT MEMORIZED AFTER YOU INCORRECTLY TOOK THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!"

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.