Valentine Is So Hateful Like Wth You Tell Your Daughter That The Love Of Her Life Is Her Bother Like

valentine is so hateful like wth you tell your daughter that the love of her life is her bother like go to a psychiatrist man

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Alastair: Thomas, can you forgive me? Matthew forgave me.

Matthew, angry: Yeah, I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me

Jace: Well, you raised me

Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-

Jace: No

*Looks over to Clary*

Valentine: You’re like a son to me-

Clary: I’m out

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Group: *arguing*

Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?

[silence]

Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.

Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?

Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit in school (b4 TDA obviously) (bc I think he went to school??)

Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.

Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.

Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.

Kit:

Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: Knowledge is power

Alastair: Yes

Cordelia: *smacks him with a trigonometry textbook* KNOWLEDGE

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Thomas: I have a boyfriend now

Matthew, encouragingly: A boyfriend?

Thomas: [reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]

Matthew: TWO boyfriends?!

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