Saw Someone Do This For Merthur And It Had To He Done For Hansry

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

unironically motivated to update and finish my fics because of the looming threat of world war three. i think everyone can have a little smut as a treat

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

save me interactive displays at museums save me

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

walking past kfc gives me goddamn dead wife flashbacks

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

okay fine i’ll re-watch iwtv again