Walking Past Kfc Gives Me Goddamn Dead Wife Flashbacks

save me interactive displays at museums save me

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

"No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn."

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

I deserve an em dash. As a little treat

no outlining, we struggle with the plot halfway through like real men /j

endless life on farm with merlin

_only_ for the field work no homo

grammar this. grammar that. sometimes 'grammatically correct' just doesn't hit the spot. the vibes are telling me to laugh in the face of the english language and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one incorrectly structured sentence at a time.

writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived