Urmomsfirstboyfriend - .pendragkn.

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

grammar this. grammar that. sometimes 'grammatically correct' just doesn't hit the spot. the vibes are telling me to laugh in the face of the english language and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one incorrectly structured sentence at a time.

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

no outlining, we struggle with the plot halfway through like real men /j

save me interactive displays at museums save me

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived

unironically motivated to update and finish my fics because of the looming threat of world war three. i think everyone can have a little smut as a treat

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

excalibur :)