You Knock On My Door And Hear Loud Barking And Scrambling Noises And Me Yelling "no!! Down Boy!! Down!!!"

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived

save me interactive displays at museums save me

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

no outlining, we struggle with the plot halfway through like real men /j

I love when I’m reading a fic and it’s evident that the author has a favourite word/phrase/metaphor they like to use because it’s used again and again.

As a writer, I worry that people will find it annoying when I do this but as a reader I find it so endearing, it’s like walking into someone’s bedroom and its immediately obvious what they’re favourite colour is.

"No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn."

excalibur :)

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’