At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.
Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.
While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.
Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there
Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm over it
Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?
You: *barley spares a glance*
You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?
Loki:
Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine
Mom: Are you still gay?
Me: No, but I'm still Bi.
Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.
Me: what
My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.
Me: *defensively* I read!
My mom: Really? What do you read?
My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.
Me: Uhh… literature?
I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻
I think about the fact that there’s documentated evidence of ace frehley being just a little bit gay a lot
As soon as the Paladins get back to earth Abuelita is gonna smack Lances ass and nothing in the Universe scares Lance more than his Abuelita.
You can't tell me otherwise.
Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;
Steve: It's been a long tim-
Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.
Steve: I'm so sorr-
Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?
Steve: No I-
Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!