Mom: Are You Still Gay?

I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻

Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.

So my dad was in my room and forgot to close the door, as always, and I wanted to close it but the ghost in my room did it for me then.

What do we learn? Not all ghosts are bad or whatever and dads should learn how to close doors.

same same same same same same

Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;

Steve: It's been a long tim-

Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.

Steve: I'm so sorr-

Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?

Steve: No I-

Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!

Dear Russo Brothers

THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER

GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]

Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!

Roger: I’m gay!

Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!

Do you ever just get tired of your own bullshit?

Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.

While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.