Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?
You: *barley spares a glance*
You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?
Loki:
Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine
At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.
THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER
GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻
How to handle a dumbass brother;
1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.
2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.
I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it
Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there
I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?
I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
I don't drink coffee because it tastes good. I drink it so I don't fall asleep because I'm tiRED OF ALL THAT BULLSHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
Pidge: So Shiro is gay and has a fiancé on earth and he never told us?
Keith: And they were roommates.
Lance: Oh my god. They were roommates.