urfriendlywitch

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I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?

I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?

I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

I think about the fact that there’s documentated evidence of ace frehley being just a little bit gay a lot

*My mom stressing because she made a mistake once*

Me: It's fine. Shit happens. You'll do better next time. Everyone makes mistakes.

*Me stressing out because I made a mistake*

My mom: You little shit.

fucks sake

same same same same same same

Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there

Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm over it

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]

Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!

Roger: I’m gay!

Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!

I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it

My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.

Me: *defensively* I read!

My mom: Really? What do you read?

My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.

Me: Uhh… literature?

Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.

Me: *has phone phobia*

My parents: You're on phone duty.

Me:

So my dad was in my room and forgot to close the door, as always, and I wanted to close it but the ghost in my room did it for me then.

What do we learn? Not all ghosts are bad or whatever and dads should learn how to close doors.

Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.

Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.

Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*

How to handle a dumbass brother;

1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.

2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.

Steve, post IW: *climbing into dryer* I am disgusted? I’m revolted? I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?

Do you ever just get tired of your own bullshit?

As soon as the Paladins get back to earth Abuelita is gonna smack Lances ass and nothing in the Universe scares Lance more than his Abuelita.

You can't tell me otherwise.

At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.

Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Pidge: So Shiro is gay and has a fiancé on earth and he never told us?

Keith: And they were roommates.

Lance: Oh my god. They were roommates.

I think the creators of our fav shows know about the theories. I think they just want to fuck with us

Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.

While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.

"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."

I don't drink coffee because it tastes good. I drink it so I don't fall asleep because I'm tiRED OF ALL THAT BULLSHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????