As Soon As The Paladins Get Back To Earth Abuelita Is Gonna Smack Lances Ass And Nothing In The Universe

How to handle a dumbass brother;

1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.

2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.

Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there

same same same same same same

fucks sake

My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.

Me: *defensively* I read!

My mom: Really? What do you read?

My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.

Me: Uhh… literature?

Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do