Steve And Tony Reuniting In Avengers 4;
Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;
Steve: It's been a long tim-
Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.
Steve: I'm so sorr-
Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?
Steve: No I-
Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!
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But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????
Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there
fucks sake
I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻
Me: *has phone phobia*
My parents: You're on phone duty.
Me:
Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm over it
I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?
I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?
Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.
Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.
Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*
I think the creators of our fav shows know about the theories. I think they just want to fuck with us
