Just Waiter Steve Who’s In Tiny Black Shorts Because Robin Didn’t Like How The Pair She Was Assigned

Just waiter Steve who’s in tiny black shorts because Robin didn’t like how the pair she was assigned fit. So they swapped, Robin with the baggier basketball shorts and Steve with the short but reasonable pair. Both of them have ties and a button down, and some days even wear sunglasses for the bit.

Though one day while on the clock, Rockstar Eddie comes in. High off his ass. Comes off as a dick, so Steve and Robin double team him. One of them “accidently” trips the other into dumping soup all over him. Then when the other is trying to clean it up, the other is purposely charging Eddie for the soup (it’s not like he’ll notice) and the older gentleman who comes here every day gets a free meal.

Turns out the older man that comes in there every day is Wayne and he’s now sitting across from a soup covered Eddie laughing his ass off because he knows how the wonder twins work when a customer is an asshole. (It’s not the first time he’s received a free meal from them)

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Need in my life. To have her break down in front of karadac

oh my god can you imagine morgan stuck in a time loop. having to pour over every single detail again and again and again, maybe unable to save her partner, or maybe someone else at the station, or maybe her kids, until it drove her completely mad

4 months ago

I need more please

no one asked but im gonna continue the greys x aftg au hehe

dont really remember the first season or any major drama so im gonna go through the things veeery shallowly

but the first time neil is confronted with kevin (aka he corners him in a staircase), he panics, his first instinct is to run but andrew (in tfc manner) literally opens the door on his face which makes him like fall and shit lmao

kevin reaches him on the floor and helps him make sure he didn't get a concussion (no he didn't) and confronts him on why he left them that morning, and well like, he comes with the excuse that he was going to be late for work and bs like that, and obviously andrew calls him out on it, and kevin just smiles bc hey at least they didn't lose track of him!

and through the following days, neil avoids them at all costs, but kevin is actually pretty sweet in his attempts to get close to him despite how cold and arrogant he sounds on interviews and papers, and andrew is funny and sarcastic but respectful and neil, despite everything, finds himself wanting to grow close to them too

and well he ends up in their bed again

and things are going mostly well, despite how bad his luck in life is, and he's made friends with the other first year interns (aka jean and robin and katelyn and idk who else) (specially jean, they're besties, forever partners, platonic soulmates) and residents from other years (basically the foxes and trojans)

and like he has something steady going on with andrew and kevin, which doesn't happen to him often! and yeah maybe only jean and aaron and renee know) but things are *good*

(even if he's been frankly ignoring his issues with his mom, and he's been ignoring how the chief of surgery is david wymack, who was waaay too close a friend to mary for comfort, and he still has issues TM and like he hasn't dared to tell anyone, not even andrew and kevin about his real name and family)

its only natural for the other shoe to drop

bc when equally famous british surgeon stuart hatford is called in to help on a case, he obviously instantly recognizes neil

and how was he to know that no one knew who nathaniel wesninski really was?

needless to say, kevin is hurt and andrew is fucking pissed that neil hid himself from them, and well

a pissed andrew doesn’t really see reason (at least in my au <3) and kevin is too hurt and vulnerable to try to stop him when andrew tells neil that until they can trust him, their whatever is done

that until neil can be honest with them, they are done

and neil?

who most residents now resent

who people now think has only gotten this far because of his name and his legacy, who people dont trust anymore, who people judge bc of his family

who has to face wymack for hiding the truth

who has to face stuart's ire too for not telling him where they went, for not telling family what happened to mary

who stuart belittles for placing her in a nursing home instead of being there for her

"after all she endured with your father for you, you leave her behind? after all she did for you? after what she gave up to raise you?"

neil feels lost

and the first thing he does is run

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Ghost, seemingly being in a mood: Mornin’, Aaron.

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Meanwhile Ghost, grinding his teeth, gripping his coffee mug tighter while thinking: I’m gonna make this one my fucking second malewife as soon as I am back from fucking work! Gonna marry them both, gonna make them dinner, somethin’ real fancy-…

~Corr

4 months ago

Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.

1 year ago
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9 months ago

Yippeee

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1 year ago

respectfully, shows about queer middle-aged characters who do wild nonsensical shit>>>>shows about high schoolers that focus on the exploration of sexuality


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