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aston martin gives you wings depression
Unpopular opinion it seems but I would love to have Nico as a permanent commentator - besides waxing poetic about Lewis' existence, he provides really good insight on what's happening on track
Six weeks. Lance has been racing in pain since the Saudi Arabian GP and hasn't said a word about it. My heart breaks for him
“Whenever anything is NOT going his way, he lashes out with UNNECESSARY anger and BORDERLINE violence” — george russell.
can’t wait for whatever other banger line you’re going to bring out during media today king.
George: what the fuck? He [Max] just crashed into me.
Nico Rosberg: He just crashed into Russell on purpose, just to prove a point
Crofty: let's see it again
Nico Rosberg: we don't need to, that was horrible.
Presidential alert⚠️
James: the whole reason Toto and I were yelling at each other was because of how loud it was in the pit lane. We were talking about how to make the race better
Toto:
If I hear a single bad thing about Lance when he’s been driving with fucked up wrists for 2 years I’ll hit you with my car
‘do you know how many times you guys have made me watch this’ imagine having to relive your divorce on air again and again 😔💔
Im fucking DRY HEAVING at the energy Nico brought to the paddock this week, he's airing everyones business. First it was "Flavio's ugly ass invited me to his fuckass room for negotiations" and then he LITERALLY JUST SAW JAMES VOWELS AND WENT "I call you Vowels bc u called me Rosberg when were teammates... how shockingly impersonal is that u fucking rat ???? [takes deep breath for terrifyingly detailed analysis] [James tries to defend himself] "yes BUT I was sitting at your table??? I was yOuR fRiEnD aNd tEaMmAte🤨"
Nico Rosberg talking about being in Flavio Briatore's bedroom discussing whether Flavio could afford him or not.
Fanfiction or real life sky commentary?
"Charles is the unluckiest driver!" "Fernando's the unluckiest driver" buddy wait until i introduce you to my good friend Nico Hulkenberg
it’s always “if there’s a safety car” “in case there’s a safety car” “when there’s a safety car” and never “let’s cause the safety car”
Fernando deliberately parking his car in a way that meant that he wouldn't cause a safety car is so funny... he really said that NO-ONE'S benefitting from his misfortune
we should have fuck ass random rules for more races. you have to parallel park into the pit box in baku. if you don’t overtake anyone in interlagos you’re disqualified for being shit. odd numbered finishers get half points in abu dhabi so everyone is trying to overtake all the time. these are so bad but so was monaco. i could go on
everyone says that the Monaco Grand Prix is the worst race on the calendar and maybe it is but also which other race could bring out the absolute worst in George Russell like that??
oscar could commit vehicular manslaughter in the mclaren garage and you’d find me turning a blind eye btw
"̳I̳ ̳C̳̳A̳̳N̳'̳T̳ ̳P̳̳U̳̳S̳̳H̳ ̳N̳̳O̳̳W̳" glad to see that Fernando Alonso didn't overreact or anything
F2 Race start in Monaco 2025 💀 (comms said everyone is okay, theyre just playing forbidden tetris)
I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?
Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-
[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️