Oscar Could Commit Vehicular Manslaughter In The Mclaren Garage And You’d Find Me Turning A Blind Eye

Is he trying to gaslight us or himself

I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?

Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-

[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️

Haven't seen him so mad since Hungary 2024

Lance after finishing P6 — AUSTRALIAN GP'25

Bumper car crimes committed at the drivers' parade, Miami GP 2025:

George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:

Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:

Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:

Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:

...which George rightly defends:

Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:

George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:

CONTACT!

George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!

PIT: Well done Charles

C16: Thank you Bryan 😌💅

Fernando deliberately parking his car in a way that meant that he wouldn't cause a safety car is so funny... he really said that NO-ONE'S benefitting from his misfortune

every bit of footage of this lap is better than the last i love you lego

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about