we should have fuck ass random rules for more races. you have to parallel park into the pit box in baku. if you don’t overtake anyone in interlagos you’re disqualified for being shit. odd numbered finishers get half points in abu dhabi so everyone is trying to overtake all the time. these are so bad but so was monaco. i could go on
“Whenever anything is NOT going his way, he lashes out with UNNECESSARY anger and BORDERLINE violence” — george russell.
can’t wait for whatever other banger line you’re going to bring out during media today king.
The Director of the GPDA side plot: yeah I broke the rules. Tell the FIA to Penalise me <3 what are they gonna do? give the 10 seconds? Do it <3
FIA: here is a 20 second drive through penalty
Oscar: it was gabi as well. He might not have a flight home tonight anymorw
Oscar about Gabi squeezing his manager Alonso😭
Pinnacle of motorsports and they can't even keep track of where the silly little cars are in this race 😭
the only person who had a worse race than ferrari was oscar piastri – and when the leaderboard listed him as 'out', he reversed out of the grass and got back on track. he was not going to DNF at his home race without the stewards physically wrenching a front axle from his hands.
oscar piastri is a goddamn phoenix, and he will rise again and again and again. i love charles, and he is il predestinato - but oscar being a champion is not even predestined. it's literally inevitable.
Charles: "is there a leakage?"
Bryan: "a leakage of what?"
Charles: "I have the seat full of water, lke full of water!"
Bryan: "must be the water"
Charles: "LET'S ADD THAT TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM"
If I hear a single bad thing about Lance when he’s been driving with fucked up wrists for 2 years I’ll hit you with my car