"Charles Is The Unluckiest Driver!" "Fernando's The Unluckiest Driver" Buddy Wait Until I Introduce You

the pinnacle of motorsport 🔦

everyone says that the Monaco Grand Prix is the worst race on the calendar and maybe it is but also which other race could bring out the absolute worst in George Russell like that??

he's back?

Pinnacle of motorsports and they can't even keep track of where the silly little cars are in this race 😭

seb doesn’t rock up to suzuka for the first time in like two decades and the track literally bursts into flames

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about

If I hear a single bad thing about Lance when he’s been driving with fucked up wrists for 2 years I’ll hit you with my car

mum says it’s my turn with the alpine second seat now

“Whenever anything is NOT going his way, he lashes out with UNNECESSARY anger and BORDERLINE violence” — george russell.

can’t wait for whatever other banger line you’re going to bring out during media today king.

The FIA and race control are such a consistently negligent entities. The last fatality in f1 was because there was a truck lifting a crashed car on a wet track. And yet here we are years later with the benefit of hindsight with marshals and trucks on a wet track with freshly painted lines and the drivers are going around instead of red flagging the race for a couple of minutes. It's genuinely astounding.